6' tall hairy esoteric absurdist milk drinking wampyric man-beast warrior poet and registered flex offender. Items in my showcase are NOT up for trade. DO NOT send me an unsolicited friend request.

Length: 6.6 in.
Girth: 5.1 in. circumference
Volume: 13.25 in. cubed
Angle: 55-70 degrees along northward curve
Skin type: uncircumcised
Hair type: trimmed lawn


#1: Bal-Sagoth - Starfire Burning Upon The Ice-Veiled Throne of Ultima Thulee
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m2Ncj6TXozQh_h32fkqsjTdo0s0QUov9U

#2: Obtained Enslavement - Witchcraft
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLECB4D6E3BA4C13D6

#3: Windir - Arntor
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7T9xNXVbyDV9d8klt6_7pCWOsHuUEhvX

#4: Paysage d'Hiver - Das Tor
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n4w1uyX2OVTZdlkT9xdSsHxaThDnNEQPY

#5: Obsequiae - Aria of Vernal Tombs
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU3VwAhxqbT6NpHw_mGTI43OuP8b4xbPR

#6: Bathory - Nordland I & II
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBnJv6rImVe9vkO5DKizfT2J4X9odDRIM

#7: Nokturnal Mortum - The Voice Of Steel
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKWG8rpexjfR-FKrVugb7gMhEr2_O8Vre

#8: Vektor - Terminal Redux
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kP_sqWp7Jo0gKic-5SoxWRuHbFAvazgGA

#9: Demilich - Nespithe
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT3gdqJwu15dlRjmqIJgVIjsyQouZr_6G

#10: Absu - Abzu
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-04ETz6fxBJ69pdtu6ux8XDiA3F6rb_y


Absu - Tara
Abysmal Lord - Storms of Unholy Black Mass
Abyssal - Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius
Aorlhac - L'esprit des vents
Aura Noir - Black Thrash Attack
Baphomet - The Dead Shall Inherit
Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom
Blood Incantation - Starspawn
Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal
Chthe'ilist - Le Dernier Crépuscule
Critical Defiance - Misconception
Darkspace - Darkspace I
Deathspell Omega - Paracletus
Devourment - Molesting The Decapitated
Diocletian - Gesundrian
Dissection - The Storm of the Light's Bane
Forefather - Steadfast
Forteresse - Thèmes pour la rébellion
Gorguts - Colored Sands
Havukruunu - Kuu Erkylän Yllä
In Battle - The Rage Of The Northmen
Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
Inquisition - Bloodshed Across the Empyrean Altar Beyond the Celestial Zenith
Joel Grind - The Yellowgoat Sessions
Kalmah - Swamplord
Kvist - For Kunsten Maa Vi Evig Vike
Kyuss - Wretch
Lantlôs - Melting Sun
Leviathan - Massive Conspiracy Against All Life
Limbonic Art - In Abhorrence Dementia
Lurker of Chalice - Lurker of Chalice
Macabre Omen - Gods of War - At War
Mercyful Fate - Don't Break The Oath
Meshuggah - Chaosphere
Misþyrming - Söngvar elds og óreiðu
Mithotyn - Gathered Around the Oaken Table
Napalm Death - Fear, Emptiness, Despair
Nerthus - Black Medieval Art
Nocternity - Onyx
Nocturnal Graves - ...From The Bloodline Of Cain
Obsidian Gate - The Nightspectral Voyage
Odium - The Sad Realm of the Stars
Opeth - Blackwater Park
Oranssi Pazuzu - Mestarin kynsi
Orator - Kallipolis
Pan.Thy.Monium - Dawn Of Dreams
Pig Destroyer - Prowler In The Yard
Præternatura - Stygian Helltrip
Revenge - Behold.Total.Rejection
Rippikoulu - Musta Seremonia
Sadistic Intent - Resurrection
Satyricon - Nemesis Divina
Setherial - Nord...
Sielunvihollinen - Hautaruhtinas
Skáphe - Untitled
Skinless - Progression Towards Evil
Slayer - Show No Mercy
Sleep - Dopesmoker
Stargazer - The Scream That Tore The Sky
Tchornobog - Tchornobog
The Chasm - Spell of Retribution
Tomb Mold - Manor Of Infinite Forms
Toxic Holocaust - Conjure And Command
Truppensturm - Salute to the Iron Emperors
Twin Obscenity - Where Light Touches None
Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells
Vinterland - Welcome My Last Chapter
Vital Remains - Forever Underground
Weakling - Dead As Dreams
Weregoat - Pestilential Rites of Infernal Fornication
Wormlust - The Feral Wisdom