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To get in touch with me, send an offer or add me as a friend. :butno:
To get in touch with me, send an offer or add me as a friend. :butno:
( . .) "eatz"
/づ🍥
/)/) (\(\
( • •)? (• • ) can i pwease eat that too
/づ🍥 vv \
(\(\ (\(\
( • •)No.(• • )
🍥⊂\ vv \
(\(\ (\(\
( • •)(• • ) give me that!
🍥⊂\ ⊂ \
/)/) (\(\
( 0 0) Noo! (. . )
/ づ 🍥 ⊂\
"sad"
/)/) (\(\
( . .)"" (• • )
There's a 15% chance that you could find a device from the future; maybe it's a super cool VR headset from 2077. So basically, there's a 90% chance that something good will happen, but the remaining 10% will probably make you reconsider.
There's a 5% chance that you'll become 5 years older instantly, a 4% chance that you'll be sent into the back rooms, and a 1% chance that you'll just drop dead.