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The game begins by canonically injecting dopamine into your veins. its a whole cutscene.
Anyways, turns out that was real??
This game is insane!

A decent deal.
This amount of money normally nets you 2400 Multibucks.
So its just a "Free" bunny suit

I like The Finals, the actual game, very much.

Ye, its pretty good. Plays a little bit like a survival horror game, slow movements, stressful reloads, low ammo pools, tight corridors.

They did! They made COD Zombies! It really really good. Lots of quests and easter eggs.
The only thing that made me a bit upset was no text or voice chat with online randoms.

This review has been signal boosted on the 20th of May 2024:
https://youtu.be/ABsT6ulLjuk?si=1PxLsoaDz4-5KbTa&t=1123

MAJOR EDIT: iv just learnt that this is actually an NFT/Crypto video game. I feel disgusted having bought this, even if I did get a refund.


Original, 18th of April 2024:

I wanted a CTR style game. This is low quality mobile garbage with microtransactions. Its really soulless.

EDIT: Response to the dev:

RE: monetization - Ok, its cosmetic. Its still got microtransactions.

RE: Graphics. The game has good technical graphics. the actual visual design is loud and all over the place, it hurt my eyes. Lots of tiny characters and items with overly vibrant colours, visual noise.

RE: CTR. Yes I know you use a similar drift boost, thats why I bought the game. It feels like total ♥♥♥♥ though. The driving and boosting feel real floaty and sloppy. My car does not feel grounded, it feels like im flying and theres a ground texture beneath me.

If you want to disprove me about any of this because im ""very misinformed "" Youll have to show me gameplay that contradicts the time I spent with the game. I did actually buy and play it.

Its COD: Zombies.
Thats what it is.
I fully understand the want for a community driven COD: Zombies in a post BO3 world where 3arch very simply dont make round based zombies anymore.
This? This game is rough dude. Its got the bones for a good game but it needs some polish, some more content but most importantly, it needs community creation tools for custom maps and weapons and perks.
The game is currently just far too easy, and the hard mode is just numbers being tweaked.
The game is Early Access but the devs have written they plan to go full release in 6 months. The ♥♥♥♥ ? No, this game will not be where it should be in 6 months.
I am not going to refund the game, I want the game to succeed and I will check in again, in 5 months, when the games meant to be finished.

I dont think there is anything I can say that has not already been said.
This is the perfect remake. Other game remakes, should use this remake, to learn how to make a remake.
Also, SystemShock 1 really did need the remake, the original has not aged well for modern gamers.

I absolutely adore Titanfall 2.
But while that is the case, a reccomendation is not what this game deserves.
The online multiplayer has some cheaters, the game no longer gets updates, there is no hope for a 3rd game, the player base numbers are sadly a tad low so here in Australia you won't always find a match during peak hours.

But the biggest thing?
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EA App / Origin / intentional malware.
I would give my left ballsack to never have to deal with that horrendous "" app"" ever again. ♥♥♥♥ me its proper awful.

Game 10/10
Current state of the game + EA App 1/10

I am such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamer dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can smash blocks mid air directly into the place I need them to be to combine a combo and smash my enemy with a 14 stack.
Also this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard.

Pick it up on discount, its a good little intense game with many community made levels.