No speeches, sunny beaches.
Keepin' it real


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Seeing as you're still here, I might as well share a paradox!
The sentance below is false.
The sentance above is true.

wooooaaaaaaaah






I can't believe you're still here. I would've lost interest ages ago. I don't even have any material left to type here.


How about I just say "Thanks for reading" and let you move on with your day.
Stay awesome.


















...That's your cue to leave, detective.



Ok, you clearly wanna stick around, but I ain't got nothin' else to say!


...


Hey, wanna see something cool?

WOOOO
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Uh...that didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.



Can't believe you're still reading this. Well, good job. I told you to leave a few paragraphs back and you stuck around. You're loyal, I like that!


Hey, remember this emoticon? ->
Most of you still have it, but I guarantee none of you use it.
Oh well, good times.






Why do you keep scrolling? Seriously, stop.





I mean it!


Nothing left to see here, move along sir / madam.






Gonna keep scrolling, eh?





Well, you've made it this far, so I better make this info box end with a satisfying conclusion.

































Alright, I'm gonna link former Valve scriptwriter Marc Laidlaw's original script for Half-Life 2: Epsiode 3. This is legitimate, and has gone overlooked by most of the community. This is what Episode 3 could've been...
The Script on GitHub [github.com]

If you actually scrolled through this entire thing then you deserve that.
Plus an extra video. On the house.
Have a great day!