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Recent reviews by SovietTacoBellAndSam

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3 people found this review helpful
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1.4 hrs on record
Yo this game is straight ass. Like EA legit had a meeting where it went like this: "How can we remove everything good from 2K while making more money?" and 2k18 was the result of said meeting. Playing this game is more frustrating than Dark Souls II. Yeah the graphics look nice but who gives a ♥♥♥♥ when IT TAKES LIKE 10 MINUTES TO EVEN FIND THE SHOT METER!!!! Seriously why the ♥♥♥♥ did they decide to move the shot meter by the players arm??? Speaking of shots, shooting in this game is straight cheeks. Movement is straight cheeks. Move your joystick and wait 131231 seconds until your player reacts. Everyone's already mentioned the greedy as ♥♥♥♥ VC wall in this game so I'm not gonna even start about that. I got a refund for this game after 1.4 hours and I advise everyone else to do the same. ♥♥♥♥ you 2K, how's my ass taste?!?
Posted September 16, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Interesting concept, but no story and no instructions/guidance make for a very lackluster playthrough. For now I'm going to get a refund.
Posted June 26, 2016.
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2.1 hrs on record
I was compelled to write a review about this game beacuse of how good it CAN be... If it didn't have so many damn bugs and crashes. It's nearly impossible to get immersed into this game because when you least expect it, the game will crash - and there are no saving capabilities.

Until the bugs get fixed, I won't recommend this game to anyone.
Posted April 16, 2016.
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