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32.2 hrs on record (23.7 hrs at review time)
My friend had a spare key laying around, and I thought I'd give it a shot.

I am having way more fun with this game than I ever expected. I've clocked 24 hours in two days, I don't even know how that's possible. There's just so much this game does right, it's crazy.

If you're like me, and not super keen about co-op with strangers, this game is still for you! Voice chat is not required at all, and everyone I've encountered has been pretty chill. You'll learn a lot about the game just by watching them, and you still feel like you're helping the team, even when you're still new. I personally did the first set of 10 missions on solo mode (which is also lots of fun!), and jumped into co-op after that. If you want to get a feel for the game before playing with a team, that's a really good setup imo.

Anyways, overall: 0/10, barrel game is unfair and I spent like 6 hours getting the achievement. I didn't pay for anything and I still want my money back. (rock and stone my brothers)
Posted August 22, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
173.7 hrs on record (131.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'll be completely honest: Factorio isn't a game for everyone. Some people like to just turn their brains off when they play games, and I think that's perfectly fine, but this is NOT a game that lets you do that. It gets very complicated very quickly, and you have to constantly think about all sorts of different things to keep the factory running smoothly.

But if you're up for that kind of game, it doesn't get much better than this.
Posted January 18, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
BOMBFEST is quick. Each round usually lasts less than a minute. This game is perfect for people who just want to play a few quick rounds before getting back to whatever else they're doing.

BOMBFEST is simple. It takes approixmately 5 seconds to learn the controls. This game is perfect for people who want to grab a controller and start playing without knowing a thing about how the game works.

BOMBFEST is chaotic. Stuff is exploding left and right, stuff is flying everywhere, it's a madhouse. There's a perfect balance between skill and luck where you can be strategic, but it's really anyone's game. This game is perfect for people who want everyone to have a chance at winning.

BOMBFEST is action packed. Even after you're eliminated, you still get to take part in the fun as one of the falling bombs. This game is perfect for people who just want to blow stuff up.

BOMBFEST is just dang fun. You've got great stages, a variety of bombs, tons of hats, pretty visuals, and countless explosions. What's not to love? This game is perfect for people who just want to have a fun time with friends.
Posted January 31, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
I got this game for a dollar in the latest humble bundle sale. For a dollar, this is a pretty decent game.

But for 25 dollars, it's not even close to being worth it.

The puzzles are alright, though definitely not as novel or compelling as the description claims. They're challenging enough, and sure, it is a new take on the match-3 style, but it's definitely doesn't "reinvent the genre".

And unfortunately, the puzzles are the only good part.

The entire presentation of the game just screams "flash game". You get that vibe even just by looking at the screenshots. I'd expect to see this on Kongregate or something. And if it were a flash game, it would be a pretty good one. But it's not. It's a 25 dollar game on steam, and honestly, it isn't a very good one.

If you got a key from a friend or through humble bundle or something, then go ahead and play it. Again, it's pretty good by flash game standards. But if you're thinking about buying it for the full 25, save your money and get something better.
Posted May 27, 2018.
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2,062.9 hrs on record
TF2 is one of my favorite games of all time... but I can't in good conscience recommend it to anyone at this point. This game is run by bots and cheaters now, not Valve.
Posted November 28, 2016. Last edited June 3.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is worth every penny I spent on it.

I won it in a giveaway.

2/10 bad gaem
Posted September 12, 2016.
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9.9 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
This is the story of a squid named Quirky.

Quirky heard of this game called "The Stanley Parable". Intrigued, Quirky decided to try out the demo. After completing the demo, Quirky was convinced, and proceeded to buy the full game. Quirky loved the game, and wish that there was more content. Nevertheless, Quirky still thought that the game was worth it, and decided to make a review on it that said

"This is the story of a squid named Quirky.

Quirky heard of this game called "The Stanley Parable". Intrigued, Quirky decided to try out the demo. After completing the demo, Quirky was convinced, and proceeded to buy the full game. Quirky loved the game, and wish that there was more content. Nevertheless, Quirky still thought that the game was worth it, and decided to make a review on it that said

"This is the story of a squid named Quirky.

Quirky heard of this game called "The Stanley Parable". Intrigued, Quirky decided to try out the demo. After completing the demo, Quirky was convinced, and proceeded to buy the full game. Quirky loved the game, and wish that there was more content. Nevertheless, Quirky still thought that the game was worth it, and decided to make a review on it that said

"This is the story of a squid named Quirky.

Quirky heard of this game called "The Stanley Parable". Intrigued, Quirky decided to try out the demo. After completing the demo, Quirky was convinced, and proceeded to buy the full game. Quirky loved the game, and wish that there was more content. Nevertheless, Quirky still thought that the game was worth it, and decided to make a review on it that said

"This is the story of a squid named Quirky.

Quirky heard of this game called "The Stanley Parable". Intrigued, Quirky decided to try out the demo. After completing the demo, Quirky was convinced, and proceeded to buy the full game. Quirky loved the game, and wish that there was more content. Nevertheless, Quirky still thought that the game was worth it, and decided to make a review on it that said

"This is the story of a squid named Quirky.

Quirky heard of this game called "The Stanley Parable". Intrigued, Quirky decided to try out the demo. After completing the demo, Quirky was convinced, and proceeded to buy the full game. Quirky loved the game, and wish that there was more content. Nevertheless, Quirky still thought that the game was worth it, and decided to make a review on it that said

"This is the story of a squid named Quirky.

Quirky heard of this game called "The Stanley Parable". Intrigued, Quirky decided to try out the demo. After completing the demo, Quirky was convinced, and proceeded to buy the full game. Quirky loved the game, and wish that there was more content. Nevertheless, Quirky still thought that the game was worth it, and decided to make a review on it.""""""

Amazed by the fact that the reader came all they way down here to the bottom, Quirky gave the reader a waffle. #


Posted June 18, 2015.
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