Recent reviews by JumpyWizard

7 easy steps to Counter Strike : Global Offensive
Step 1. Install game
Step 2. Get shoutedd at by russians
Step 3. Spend hours learning russian to complain at them
Step 4. Find out they are english but just pretending
Step 5. Actually play the game
Step 6. Become Silver 2
Step 7. Give up because you will never be as good as KennyS

hit it. stab it. shoot it. cook it. eat it. build it. own it. shoot it again. teabag it. nick it. get stabbed by it. run away from it. jump on it. get shot by it. start bleeding. die from it. get mugged by it.




RUST is your world
10/10

Sir, You Are Being Hunted is a great game for those that like to play a survival/stealth shoot 'em up. It can be quite tense at times and you will sometimes find your self in some tricky situations like you are pinned down in a corner by three robots with no bandages and one more shell in your shot gun, do you shoot one and get lucky and get some bulets or do you run and try and hide for no more than your life and a bag of mints

9/10
Highly recomended