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As explained above, this man has remarkable survival skills which is because of his lack of not having a life in the last two weeks. It is possible that the little game time and increased time spent in the real world may result in his penis coming out of the damp hole it has receded into as the average gamer has no need or ability to have "the sex". This will hopefully allow the man to pee standing up unlike his neckbeard, ponytail, receding hairline, acne and awful facial hair possessing brethren of the gamers.

As a friend of Joshua Mifsud, it is surprising to see that this man has so much of a life that he only spent 0.6 hours gaming in the last 2 weeks.
As deduced by how he resides in Australia, one can assume that he is too busy fighting off the unimaginable number of dangers of the Australian wilderness. In fact, I would not be surprised if he currently fighting off legions of kangaroos equiped with double barrel repeatring koala launching rifles, if this is the case I wish him the best of luck.
If he manages to survive the ordeals set out before him, he may ascend up the Australian food-chain. This means that his ability to survive would herald his introduction to the upper echelon of Australian survivalists such as Steve Irwin. And just like Steve Irwin, his ability to survive would protect him from crocadiles in his toilet and funnel web spiders in his boots. Just hope to avoid stingrays though.