Gigi Hadid eats more than this guy. #skinnylegend

GOD DID

god youre hot when you talk dirty to me. poutine poutine 😘😘

lemme see that boneless

I'm a bad man that has done bad things (not kicked cheaters)

The last time a neo-nazi stole my crispers he didn't realise I liked all-dressed. Meanwhile him and his buddies were laughing, but what they didn't know was that I always swap my crispers for extra-dry saltines. The damn dictatorial socialists didn't know what hit em. He was coughing up crackers while I was coughing up spirituality. Long story shart, I converted these boys to Islam lickety split and before they knew what was happening it was game over. They had already been engaged to a lovely wife, had read scripture, meditated under the tree of giving, all while I was conducting a pooja ceremony. Easy money, easy honey.

Love always,
Bandicoot