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mjjlover247 Dec 29, 2021 @ 7:31pm 
poem:

forget the
unknown
casualties that
kill

youth is something
only the youth
understand
'
really
eager to live

however,
only the wise
think
mjjlover247 Dec 29, 2021 @ 7:28pm 
Babe, i'm not breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is not pepehands but it has to not be done, i've just been feeling not pepega and our relationship has not been weirdchamp for months, it's time to not end it, no no kappa.
Jack Dec 7, 2021 @ 12:14pm 
I hope that when you turn on your shower the water will be instantly hot, and the perfect temperature, I hope that your food is always warm, not scalding, but not cold, I wish every injury you sustain heals quickly
mjjlover247 Feb 4, 2021 @ 8:01pm 
poem:

cute
your. face
it is quite.

the cute is.
long
i do for u lov

-:steamsalty:
Sixbux Dec 27, 2020 @ 1:40pm 
Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
mjjlover247 Jun 19, 2020 @ 8:12pm 
u r beuatiful please consider loving me. thank you.:steamhappy:
mjjlover247 Mar 24, 2020 @ 3:56pm 
hi
BitOfAByte☃ Aug 26, 2019 @ 8:25pm 
Even if this guy headshots me 98 times in 3 maps, denied my dreams of major, and slapped my ass after game and whispered in my ear "can't counter-strat brilliance." Moral of the story, every now and again you gonna get dominated. There's nothing you can do but accept it. Big fan.
BitOfAByte☃ May 20, 2019 @ 10:41pm 
You're a piece of ♥♥♥♥ dude, and when my side of this is heard you'll see why. Way to ♥♥♥ jump on the bandwagon and chase the clout. You must me dancing right now. foRRest-I'm going to personally make sure you regret tweeting this and adding to this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumpster fire.

Shrekadook☃ Apr 30, 2019 @ 9:32pm 
Noobmaster, hey it’s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement you’re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.
Shrekadook☃ Jan 27, 2019 @ 10:42pm 
hi :steamsalty:
BitOfAByte☃ Nov 24, 2018 @ 10:51pm 
I have numerous OC posts that have hit r/bestof (I even hit best of today that I deleted) or /r/popular. I've been gilded several times in both niche subreddits and mainstream ones. My karma counts are high as ♥♥♥♥ and I am routinely summoned to various places to drop some expertise. I'm routinely approached by outside entities to sell my account for real money (highest offer so far is $1,200) due to being recognized as a subject matter expert in several subreddits with real marketing potential.

Outside of the fake Internet world I've still been through all 24 time zones, more than two dozen countries, had decent personal success in four different career fields. (Real estate brokerage, the automotive business, the military and now robotics)

I've gotten high with billionaires and drunk with the president of a country that most people can't pronounce.

So all in all I think you should leave this job for me buddy.
BitOfAByte☃ Nov 24, 2018 @ 10:45pm 
How the hell did foRRest-sleazyT see them through the smoke there?

I'm not calling anyone out and he is not the first player which are using it and it's not his fault. I hope @csgo_dev will look into it and try to fix it somehow.
BitOfAByte☃ Jun 15, 2018 @ 11:02pm 
This a trash ass sub

90% of this garbage doesn't resemble Renaissance work at all

They post ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zeitgeist ♥♥♥♥ and think it's a neo-neo-neo-neo-neo-neo-renaissance or some uncultured and uninformed retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

do people even know how renaissance paintings look? or even the basic characteristics of a renaissance, rococo, or baroque styled painting?

what the ♥♥♥♥ is this, this sub is a bad meme

BitOfAByte☃ May 15, 2018 @ 6:55pm 
lil pumps Gucci gang is an incredibly nuanced piece. The words "Gucci gang" are repeated exactly 53 times. 53 is a prime number. The sum of the first 53 prime numbers is 5830, which is divisible by 53. Very few numbers can boast this attribute. This is lil pump secretly showing he is actually a mathematical genius. 53 in hexadecimal is 35, which is 53 reversed. This property is only existent in multiples of 53. This shows his proficiency in computer science. 53 is also an Eisenstein prime, a subtle nod to the great scientist that lil pump is no doubt a prodigy of. While The words "♥♥♥♥ my teacher and call it tutoring" may be taken at face value, he actually means that he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his teacher with his kind, actually tutoring his teacher. Lil pump brings a tiger in in his music video, he is showing how he is also a master of animal husbandry, and the tiger would never dare to attack a genius such as lil pump,
BitOfAByte☃ May 15, 2018 @ 6:54pm 
instinctively knowing he is the future of humanity. Even his hair, which is in strings, actually shows his powerful physics knowledge, no doubt referencing string theory. How ever, the song also has darker connotations. When you take the number of dead in ww1, divided by 53, you get precisely 666,666.666 repeating. This can be explained by two theories. One, lil pump is a German monarchist satanist. Two, lil pump is comparing the German monarchist and by extension, Wilhelmin II to satanists; making a bold push back to the rise of neonazism, monarchism and white supremacy as a white man. Or perhaps lil pump is trying to confuse his audience, hiding the true meaning of his song. The word will never know. I have applied for super computing time at the SDSC to feed in this masterpiece of a song into the computer, knowing that the AI will become sentient from it after only one pass. I have not gotten a response back from them.
BitOfAByte☃ May 15, 2018 @ 6:53pm 
The ESL Facebook stream is groundbreaking. I love the way the sound is delayed sometimes and I always thought that the streaming quality was getting too good lately. Feels only right that we should bump it back to 480p like the good ol days. Good job Facebook!
BitOfAByte☃ May 13, 2018 @ 10:14pm 
I am a firm believer in my light blue crosshair. It's so accurate you can snipe someone with an xm from across the map with ease, It's outline is so T H I C C it stands everywhere.

You dont believe me?

Dust 2? It stands out. Inferno? It stands out. Vertigo? It stands out harder than a man eating three Big Macs with large fries and a big ass jug of milk in a vegan convention.

Just do it, embrace the lightest, the bluest and the T H I C Cest crosshair now!
BitOfAByte☃ Apr 10, 2018 @ 7:56am 
I mean c9 s1mple is pretty much cofirmed at this point.

Gabriel two faced toledo and Stewie 2Snake are gonna get shown that s1mple is much better.

s1mple to c9 = ez major back to back majors for c9.
BitOfAByte☃ Apr 7, 2018 @ 9:48pm 
I always see these people saying how much it sucks to be a fan of a certain team (Mouz, C9, G2, ect...), But I am almost positive that we Virtus Pro fans have it the absolute worst.

We got completely blue balled by making the finals of Epicentre and then Taz leaving, and It has just been a downward spiral ever since.

We had Snax, Byali, Pasha, and Neo on a team without a 5th for a couple of days. Now look at all these players.

We have had the same lineup for 4 years, and now it's changed, but it keeps getting worse.

Next time you watch your team and think how much it sucks to be a fan of your team just keep in mind that it completely sucks ♥♥♥♥ to be a VP fan.
BitOfAByte☃ Apr 7, 2018 @ 9:48pm 
I always see these people saying how much it sucks to be a fan of a certain team (Mouz, vp, G2, ect...), But I am almost positive that we Cloud9 fans have it the absolute worst.

We got completely blue balled by winning eleague major and then stew leaving, and It has just been a downward spiral ever since.

We had Tarik, Rush, auti, and ska on a team without a 5th for almost 2 days. Now look at all these players.

We have had 3 completely different lineups in 1 year time, and one after another they are getting worse.

Next time you watch your team and think how much it sucks to be a fan of your team just keep in mind that it completely sucks ♥♥♥♥ to be an Cloud9 fan.
BitOfAByte☃ Apr 7, 2018 @ 9:48pm 
I always see these people saying how much it sucks to be a fan of a certain team (Mouz, vp, G2, ect...), But I am almost positive that we OpTic fans have it the absolute worst.

We got completely blue balled by winning eleague season 2 and then stan leaving, and It has just been a downward spiral ever since.

We had Tarik, Rush, Naf, and Mixwell on a team without a 5th for almost half a year. Now look at all these players.

We have had 3 completely different lineups in 1 year time, and one after another they are getting worse.

Next time you watch your team and think how much it sucks to be a fan of your team just keep in mind that it completely sucks ♥♥♥♥ to be an OpTic fan.
BitOfAByte☃ Apr 2, 2018 @ 9:00pm 
Calling it now, Josh "justdeathmatchuntilyouget64killsthenleave" Loungechair, set up by mastermind igl Magnus "fns" Carlsson, is going to carry c9 to their second major win in a row; revolutionizing the way pros warmup

BitOfAByte☃ Mar 27, 2018 @ 9:37am 
foRRest-sleazyT sucks

All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.

All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.

I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen foRRest-sleazyT popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.
BitOfAByte☃ Feb 12, 2018 @ 6:17pm 
kid grow up, if i wanted to ♥♥♥♥ talk you i'll make sure u feel really uncomfortable. i feel sorry for all the apologizing tweets that you made after every defeat we had at the lan, because after i read what u posted those obviously didn't mean ♥♥♥♥, as ur game play backed it up. remember when i told u "don't get too attached"? as your leader i will not force you to give up relationships and play cs instead, that's on you. if i gotta push you to play the game u want to make a living out of, then this ♥♥♥♥ aint for you. i wanted to treat you like a teammate, but ur asking to get ♥♥♥♥ on then so be it. heard ur out of ronin already, not surprised at all, prolly running around headless with ur one dimensional plays. gl on w/e u got going on, see u never =)
BitOfAByte☃ Jan 29, 2018 @ 5:52pm 
Cloud9 won a major btw
coolmoon34 Jan 29, 2018 @ 5:52pm 
Cloud9 won a major btw
BitOfAByte☃ Jan 25, 2018 @ 9:50pm 
If you weren't a bot then you'd know. This is not hype, Zywoo is simply a player that we have never seen the likes of before in counter strike. Perhaps never in the fps genre.

The things he does is so far ahead of the pack it's insanity. The guy has top 5 aim in the world and he's literally psychic the way he reads the game. Noone in the world does what he does, noone in the world has ever done what he does. He has the aim of Shox paired with the gamesense of Oskar, it's literally disgusting.

But hey i'm not expecting some noob who has no clue what level he's playing on and against to take my word for it. Perhaps get to a high level in cs yourself before questioning someone elses judgement calls.

BitOfAByte☃ Jan 12, 2018 @ 1:23pm 
My favourite AWPer is ChrisJ

To all the ladies, he is KissJ

He is better leader than StanisJ

On rap albums, he likes to DissJ

When he drinks too much beer, he takes a PissJ

When he's nervous with an AWP he can MissJ

But when he's comfy, he's highly PrecisJ

And he'll bang enemy players' SisJ

Along with his best friend DenisJ
BitOfAByte☃ Nov 5, 2017 @ 6:48pm 
I think - a2z isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with all weapons? a2z puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. NiP breaks records. SK breaks records. a2z breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
BitOfAByte☃ Oct 22, 2017 @ 12:38pm 
ez 4 North American multigaming organization cloud9 hosting the North American counter-strike: global offensive roster from the United States who reached the semi-finals at "dreamhack Montreal 2017" and "ESL one New York 2017" consisting of NAs yungest jake "stop pushing the smokes" yip, the NA turret tyler "there were no skins to trace" latham, the new na igl hope tarik "peanut brain" celek, fearless entry will "does this guy talk less than skadoodle" wierzba, and all around star and support timothy "online piece of Asian ♥♥♥♥" ta
BitOfAByte☃ Oct 8, 2017 @ 8:32pm 
Please enter some tCsgo community i player of start year ago, transitioninged in Cs in Css in Csgo community .

Im want for say thank on all community in enlargement of occupation level design (Source sdk editor) game mod (JB) im ass astonishing . All in heart for content to ESL, esea , drimhack , katowici tournament.

Im want share story.

Year ago open steam, buy Cs , log in find server surf ski 2 first. Im will tries for surfinged year ago, bad. Exit go sleep, morning open cs open de dust 2.

Play hour and hour all in day. Year later friend VK convenient for influenced buy Css im buyed Css. Find server , surf great river. Click, play. Love the surf. playinged many hour day in day, all in day. Day after learn controllers basic. In year quit competition gameplay abandoned favor in surf .

BitOfAByte☃ Oct 8, 2017 @ 8:32pm 
More year later (2014) buyed Csgo. Astonished for great opportunity in do favorite game for Csgo. Find server , open surf again. Join, demolish player (head shot, dominating , Roger that ) , play for have fun, in 2014 all to 2017 today =) i big player surf, enjoy come back work see friend in surf, chat good friend (steam , VK, Csgo) play on them all game i play

Thank for creation surf map mod, community creator, for reading.

love and gracefulness , Boris)ext...
Shrekadook☃ Oct 4, 2017 @ 10:04am 
i love you
swag swag swag swag swag swag Aug 28, 2017 @ 7:30pm 
I'm not kidding, I would sacrifice my firstborn if I knew it would help Tyler Forrest. I don't have children, I don't want them, they're ♥♥♥♥ and rarely give you anything in return except debts and depression. But if I accidentally got some bird up the duff I know I'd take that waste of space down the river and toss it in, if I knew somehow it could help Tyler Forrest.

Why?

Because if Tyler Forrest was on my team he'd do the same for me. He'd do anything to make sure we got the win, he'd shed every ounce of fat, every morsel of fear, every fibre of weakness all so that he could get us in a position to compete harder.
swag swag swag swag swag swag Aug 28, 2017 @ 7:30pm 
I believe in Tyler Forrest. I believe in what he is trying to do this season. I believe in what he represents. This isn't a game of counter strike, this is a war. This is a man tasked with breaking the shadow of darkness. If you aren't with Tyler Forrest then you're evil. That's fine, you sit there and suckle on the teets of Lucifer, you bathe in the fires of damnation. Your maleficence will sting your heart eventually.

For those of us who see the light, we know Tyler Forrest is coming. We know he will prevail. We see that he, and only he, can guide us to the promised land.

God is dead, Russell Westbrook fragged on him. Start believing before he frags on your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass too.
BitOfAByte☃ Aug 21, 2017 @ 4:40pm 
Why olofmeister joined to the FaZe
He was in fnatic so many years
RIP TECmeister and boostmeister names
Now every olof fan is sad
Why olofmeister joined to the FaZe
He was in fnatic so many years
RIP TECmeister and boostmeister names
Now every olof fan is sad
2 majors wonned with fnatic
over 3 years playing with them
Olofmeister why you did it my friend
Why you wanted join to the FaZe
maybe for you this will be new mission
to be best player again
maybe in fnatic you lost ambition
and FaZe will be your last chance
Why olofmeister joined to the FaZe
He was in fnatic so many years
RIP TECmeister and boostmeister names
Now every olof fan is sad
BitOfAByte☃ Aug 21, 2017 @ 4:40pm 
Why olofmeister joined to the FaZe
He was in fnatic so many years
RIP TECmeister and boostmeister names
Now every olof fan is sad
kioShima rekted by olof
olofmeister taking his place
olofmeister guardian and rain
this trio can be the best (i thought this was a porno)
kakakarrigan in game leader
he will find for olof good way
and olof will start rekt again
like in 2015 my friend
Why olofmeister joined to the FaZe
He was in fnatic so many years
RIP TECmeister and boostmeister names
Now every olof fan is sad
Why olofmeister joined to the FaZe
He was in fnatic so many years
RIP TECmeister and boostmeister names
Now every olof fan is sad
Why olofmeister joined to the FaZe
He was in fnatic so many years
RIP TECmeister and boostmeister names
Now every olof fan is sad
Why olofmeister joined to the FaZe
He was in fnatic so many years
RIP TECmeister and boostmeister names
Now every olof fan is sad
BitOfAByte☃ Aug 14, 2017 @ 6:06pm 
Dude this roster is nuts

shroud and n0thing double awp setup

Skadoodle IGL and entry fragger role

Stewie and brax support for Jordan so he can maybe play aggro with awp while shroud bhops behind him with knife, n0thing does legshots only, shroud knifes, reddit + 1500>300

They get so much money in their economy they use it to fund a prize pool and it turns into 6 million dollar major

But because its major swag gets banned midway and cloud9 play 4v5

They come with the most insane boost and throw decoys into the next map and as soon as next map starts the team dies in spawn and cloud9 easy win 2-0.

But it's not over yet...
swag swag swag swag swag swag Jul 27, 2017 @ 12:41pm 
Luv all yal no matter wat...momma u always treat me like one of ur.. I always respect u..and ur family and y'all never turn me dwn. Yal treat me like my mother would did if she was still here...yal stay strong, tyler, oms.even tho I don't see yal...luv y'all..bro,sis 4 life...T
BitOfAByte☃ Apr 7, 2017 @ 5:09pm 
Whatever 😪😪 team👥👥 we👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 get☝☝ tomorrow🌇🌇 sorry😯😯 but 👆👆u👉👉 losing👀👀, whats that 😡😡u 👉say no ❌❌chance😠😠? come @ me 😤😤1v1👊👊 out front ok ✋✋np cya there👋👋 8-1 odds👀 I know karate🙅🙅
swag swag swag swag swag swag Dec 5, 2016 @ 3:09pm 
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Lerrete Dec 4, 2016 @ 5:46pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.’s you back!!
swag swag swag swag swag swag Oct 9, 2016 @ 7:38pm 
I sexually Identify as an Hot Pocket. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking in a mircowave. People say to me that a person being a hot pocket is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install chicken, bacon and a cheddar cheese melt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me delicious and respect my right to have a crispy buttery crust. If you can’t accept me you’re a chickenphobe and need to check your sandwich privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
swag swag swag swag swag swag Aug 26, 2016 @ 7:20pm 
Some Facts
My Name is Gomf
Im 16

http://play.esea.net/users/813100

My CrossHair (Dot)
Make sure to copy and paste EACH line!

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cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "7"
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1"
cl_crosshairalpha "213"
cl_crosshaircolor "1"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "50"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "250"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "50"
cl_crosshairdot "1"
cl_crosshairgap "200000"
cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
cl_crosshairscale "0"
cl_crosshairsize "4"
cl_crosshairstyle "4"
cl_crosshairthickness "0.2"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "3"
swag swag swag swag swag swag Jul 29, 2016 @ 7:17pm 
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Press Ctrl + F
Then press 9
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swag swag swag swag swag swag Jul 22, 2016 @ 4:19pm 
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