Hello, my name is Zero
It's time to get bodied my dudes
I play Team Fortress 2, and some other cool stuff

Bootyful Quotes from Bootyful People (Work in progress)

Hispanic at le Disco:
IT'S CHARLIE SCENE: remember this bs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYfceJhgvRM
IT'S CHARLIE SCENE: ?
TIMØTHY: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
TIMØTHY: This is a masterpiece.

TIMØTHY: the last two smash characters make me want to tear my ♥♥♥♥ off
IT'S CHARLIE SCENE: in happiness or im gonna murder sakurai?
TIMØTHY: Murder.

IT'S CHARLIE SCENE: please help me convince this plebian that she cant run gta 5 on her laptop
Timothy: ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU CAN'T RUN GTA V ON YOUR LAPTOP ♥♥♥♥ YOU THINK THIS IS 2099 WHERE GTA V IS 20 GENERATIONS BEHIND.,
IT'S CHARLIE SCENE: thx bby
Timothy: yis

http://m.imgur.com/CmP2bIc

GameRarKayM:
IT'S DOCTOR BEES
Channel Vinyl: Yea

A record:
Channel Vinyl: Yea

FlamingDork:

Florida Man:
[6:32:55 PM] ZeroAngel: wish i knew how many pages a dissertation was
[6:33:10 PM] ZeroAngel: ya know what i also wish
[6:33:16 PM] ZeroAngel: that you had the mental capacity for a moba
[6:33:16 PM] Cybrisk: It varies but I'm talking college essay length, at least 3 pages
[6:33:22 PM] ZeroAngel: so you could share in my rage of smite
[6:33:29 PM] Cybrisk: Fam did you just call me dumb af
[6:33:32 PM] ZeroAngel: yes
[6:33:59 PM] Cybrisk: I resent that
[6:34:05 PM] ZeroAngel: too bad

[9:15:44 PM] Cybrisk: When I found out I was the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
[9:15:54 PM] Cybrisk: I decided that it should be kept secret
[9:15:57 PM] Cybrisk: But here we are

MY BOI MATTY B:

(Every conversation with Matty)
DO YOU SELF BELIEVE THE JOYFUL SKY- Matty
No ♥♥♥ u -Me

A loaf of bread:
Arkanius: But don't change urself ur bootyful

Scale ♥♥♥:
DragonKribby: shabuu my love

12:13 AM - Agent Zero: you know nash has *teleports behind you* right?
12:13 AM - Dragon Kribby: yeah you said that
12:13 AM - Agent Zero: yea i was talkin to chase about it
12:13 AM - Agent Zero: i was like
12:13 AM - Agent Zero: "ya know i just realized you're playing the ultimate edgelord"
12:13 AM - Agent Zero: "hes like nah akuma"
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: "nah akuma is textbook edgelord, nash is ultimate edgelord"
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: "he literally has *teleports behind you*"
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: "oh yea"
12:14 AM - Dragon Kribby: ya
12:14 AM - Dragon Kribby: he even has that angsty like
12:14 AM - Dragon Kribby: *hand on face*
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: Well I mean like
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: if you had a frankenstein face
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: wouldnt you wanna hide it
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: also the whole
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: "you just died"
12:14 AM - Dragon Kribby: lol
12:14 AM - Agent Zero: id be pretty angsty too man
12:15 AM - Agent Zero: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ aint gonna want my frankendick

(Context: I was playing fallout new vegas and he was waiting to play USF4 with me, ♥♥♥♥ happened)
Dragon Kribby: wtf is ur quest jesus
Dragon Kribby: I have no idea
Agent Zero: ♥♥♥♥♥ you act like quest lines take 2 minutes
Dragon Kribby: what skyrim is like so
Dragon Kribby: yea
Agent Zero: ......
Dragon Kribby: cuz Ive never played skyrim
Agent Zero: im not playing skyrim
Dragon Kribby: WAIT
Dragon Kribby: FALLOUT
Dragon Kribby: HOLY ♥♥♥♥
Dragon Kribby: IM
Dragon Kribby: LOL
Dragon Kribby: O
Dragon Kribby: M
Dragon Kribby: G
Dragon Kribby: HEY MAN
Dragon Kribby: H E Y M A N
Dragon Kribby: ♥♥♥♥
Dragon Kribby: I feel stupid now
Agent Zero: IT SAYS
Dragon Kribby: MATE
Dragon Kribby: MATE
Dragon Kribby: MAT
Dragon Kribby: EMAT
Agent Zero: RIGHT UNDER MY NAME
Dragon Kribby: E
Dragon Kribby: MATE
Dragon Kribby: M A T E
Agent Zero: WHAT GAME IM PLAYING
Dragon Kribby: M
Dragon Kribby: A
Dragon Kribby: T
Dragon Kribby: E
Agent Zero: HOLY ♥♥♥♥ KRIBBY
Dragon Kribby: THEYRE
Dragon Kribby: THE SAME GAME
Dragon Kribby: ONE IS JUST
Dragon Kribby: FUTURE
Dragon Kribby: AND THE OTHER IS PAST
Dragon Kribby: SIMPLE MISTAKE
Agent Zero: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU ARE IGNORANT


Scale ♥♥♥ 2: Electric Boogaloo:

"We're scared of what we don't grow up with, that is just how it is." Nah, ♥♥♥♥ that homie, gimme them robit arms and ♥♥♥♥.
Deus Ex me up, ♥♥♥♥♥

I heard that Kribby kisses girls.
What a raging ♥♥♥♥.

[1/3/2017 7:47:54 PM] Steph: Symmetra is a tank now
[1/3/2017 7:47:55 PM] Steph: Well
[1/3/2017 7:47:58 PM] Steph: Just her wep
[1/3/2017 7:48:06 PM] Steph: The whole multiply ♥♥♥♥ is nonsense
[1/3/2017 7:48:10 PM] Agent Zero: ♥♥♥♥ her wep
[1/3/2017 7:48:16 PM] Chase: >shield
>walks at you
>destroys everything you ever loved

Dis ♥♥♥♥♥:
๖ۣۜSarChasm: youre too nice



Steph: I was about to ask why there's no black dudes in Overwatch
Steph: Then I remembered Lucio
Steph: I-I didn't think of him cuz hes not unga
Steph: Omg
Chase: Winston.
Steph: O m g

Dex(I have no idea what else to call you fam):

broE
oshgjsAFK
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWIRLY PUFFS ARE
♥♥♥♥ OUT MY FACE