king of certified nasty bopperinos




camgirl ( imight stream): i wanna learn how to lactate
KsonK: ...
KsonK: dude
camgirl ( imight stream): so i can shoot tit milk at people
KsonK: alright

sambud 乡: i have such a dope setup with my fan now
sambud 乡: im like josh
sambud 乡: with his AC under his sheet
sambud 乡: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cryofreeze chamber
ʀᴇᴅᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ: dude
sambud 乡: wake up and my tits are 2 feet long

sheldon: marry ♥♥♥♥ kill
sheldon: anyone in overwatch
SAMBUD 乡: heros?
SAMBUD 乡: lol
sheldon: ye
SAMBUD 乡: uhm
SAMBUD 乡: kill mercy
sheldon: ...
SAMBUD 乡: ♥♥♥♥ widow
sheldon: woah
sheldon: kill mercy....
SAMBUD 乡: marry... hmm
SAMBUD 乡: marry soldier76
sheldon: nice

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: would you rather eat a cupcake covered in pubes, or a cupcake covered in toenails
CACTUS JACK: pubes

bigtiddygothgf: dude its warm
bigtiddygothgf: like imagine
bigtiddygothgf: a hot day
bigtiddygothgf: sun beating down on your brow
bigtiddygothgf: and cooling off with a nice large glass
bigtiddygothgf: of yogurt
Thicc Cheney: love yogurt
bigtiddygothgf: just a big ass glass of pure yogurt
Thicc Cheney: what kind?
Thicc Cheney: raspberry
bigtiddygothgf: its thick
Thicc Cheney: pls
bigtiddygothgf: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thick
bigtiddygothgf: and you're trying so hard to swallow
bigtiddygothgf: but you gotta keep drinking that yogurt
bigtiddygothgf: to down the glass all at once
bigtiddygothgf: but you're struggling
bigtiddygothgf: you just keep sipping
bigtiddygothgf: but theres so much volume
bigtiddygothgf: youre crying now
bigtiddygothgf: youre only 1/4 through the glass
bigtiddygothgf: breathing is getting harder and harder
bigtiddygothgf: youre blacking out
bigtiddygothgf: youre 1/2 of the way done with the glass
bigtiddygothgf: sweat is pouring down your body
bigtiddygothgf: 3/4 of the way there
bigtiddygothgf: youre not gonna make it
bigtiddygothgf: theres so much yogurt
bigtiddygothgf: its so thick
bigtiddygothgf: but you promised yourself youd finish it in one gulp\
bigtiddygothgf: you lay dead on the ground
bigtiddygothgf: yogurt is on your lips
bigtiddygothgf: the glass is empty
Thicc Cheney: love yogurt tho

Filipeño: try an ♥♥♥♥ with ya boi mapping out chiral carbons
Filipeño: i got that red dot every chiral carbon in my sight gettin headshot
Filipeño: https://gyazo.com/431c3f94f04f1cea5fc02823d4e55973
Filipeño: every answer i enter is co-rrect, green checks got me E-rect




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