Recent reviews by Pimpin' Simp

Good riddens.

The average gamer today is a foolish one, building their skills so high and twitchy with their freshly spawned fingers. Saying stupid ♥♥♥♥ like CS:GO is the best game they ever played. That the new Call of Duty is the best one.

They do not deserve this gem. It should rest in the hands of real gamers, not wannabe twitch streamers trying to avoid twitching a trigger in real life from their lack of discipline.

Any account that has this gem in the library, is going to be easily considered a account of a user with taste, patience for quality, and reliable enough to know the different between artist and art.

Only needs optimization, NOTHING ELSE.

Where is the survival mode? "Last Man Standing" and "Hunger Games" was fun the first two times, nows it's extremely boring.

Seriously, Everything about this game is PERFECT for a slow pace, decisions matter, zombie survival game.
No? Had to rip the game into two halves?
No? Had to NOT make the game free as promised?
No? Not bringing it to console as promised?
Thanks for the free weekend, I was never buying it before, and now I'm never buying it still.

TIME OUT. Dude look at this. Black Ops 3 right, you me and the random all know "yeah thats the one with 1 reference to Black Ops 2, and leveling up in zombies, and hero shooter multiplayer almost."
So, now were are here on the Steam page for it and IS THAT PREVIEW VIDEO LITERALLY A VIDEO OF JUST BLACK OPS 1? Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Goddess, it is!
Man the future gamers are gonna be ♥♥♥♥♥♥. they'll get this game for modded zombies, right, cause CoD is so over. They'll mod and know all the coolest info - but they just wont know what this game was at all. The multiplayer was such a bore but the loop between boxes, gun system and kill streaks made it enjoyably boring. It was good different.
These preview videos and pics soooo don't represent the game.

Nobody.


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Cares.

Sure it's kinda dead, but for all it was the game was really fun and had little to no issues for me. Bugs were fixed a ton as it aged.
I'm ready for the new game the team is coming out with. Heck, I'm ready to be apart of it from the beginning cause I joined this game a little late.
I always loved the maps made by Larger dog, and the smaller blocks then MC for detail. heck, it being a MC cross Halo game, I have plans for the new one coming out.

Love this one, high hopes for the next Miner X.

Does not deserve the "Just 5 More Minutes" Award. Where is Mr. West when you need him to take rewards away.

Pros:
+Zombie game.
+Loads of content, plus almost too much good stuff made by fans in the workshop.
+Easy to run.
+Single player and multiplayer.
+Updated alot.
+Free.

Cons:
-Free. Too many lil kids in the Battle Royale mode. Hated BR before, hate it more now.
-Updates alot, workshop content that is so good is should be apart of the game gets outdated and won't work most the time.
-Easy to run... If Lord Gaben says so. My AMD R9 270 ran it perfectly one day, horrible the next, then perfectly fine again. There was 5 months I could not play the game because highest and lowest settings gave me 13fps.
-Too much content, loading the game takes several minutes without workshop content, and with a tested 50 items in the game, it took half a hour in the test.
-Single player is way too boring to talk about after 5 hours. Multiplayer is either empty feeling thanks to PvE rules, or horribly toxic thanks to PvP rules.

As you can see these Cons are long term. Your first 100 hours of the game will be AMAZING, FUN, and what you been looking for. Just don't play too much in one month, let updates help you keep it fresh. I burned myself out.

Be sure to buy the $5 permanent gold upgrade.. No reason, just do it.

The game is only missing 2 things
Needs: Proper UI. The current one was cool awhile ago, but it's over stayed it's welcome. Time to change.
Needs: Team Death Match. This game has the perfect chance to make a huge splash on gaming and not just zombies. If multiple game modes are put into one game, then why play another game? That's what we felt when the battle royale got added. Make us feel that again.