Recent reviews by Harbinger of Cookies

Fine piece of art, right here chief. Amazing plot, stunning visuals, and a literal handful of fun!

A beautiful little game about crushing dreams and getting yelled at by angry people.
DETAINED!!!

Nothing makes you derp like watching a prop scientist fling across a map and kill half the population of the server.

10/TTT

-Buys Game
-Starts up game
-Watches mini-trailer (sweet!)
-Goes "Meh, screw the tutorial."
-Picks the House with the coolest name (Scipii)
-Watches another mini-trailer
-Looks over map for about 12 seconds
-I GOT 2 CITIES AND 2 GENERALS YAY
-Sees text: "Taking Syracuse will up your standing with the Roman Senate."
-Moves armies around a bit
-Creates 2 troops and makes a barracks
-I AM NOW A SEASONED TOTAL WAR WARRIOR
-Ends turn
-Sieges Syracuse with my biggest army (240 men)
-Ends turn
-Fights 520 dudes with my army
-Kills 430 of them, loses my entire army AND my general dies
-Roman Senate, House of Julii, and House of Brutii declare war on the Greek Cities
-Ragequits
-Repeats


10/10 would siege Syracuse again

This game is really fun, as it lets you make your own teams while giving off that "retro" feel of nostalgia