i am so stoked my dudes












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yo so the craziest ♥♥♥♥ just happened like 10 minutes ago ima try my best to explain. so i go to a small alternative school and everyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smokes (200 kids) cus the school work is easy as long as you attend you pass right so me and the homie are in the bathroom getting high and reenergizing for the day and this kid walks in like yo is that a vape and my bud is like uhh yeah (not really sure what the kid was asking). so said kid is like yoo lemme hit that and my friend just passes it hesitantly and my friends like “yeah make sure u hold it in for a sec” and the kid takes a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rip and holds, then proceeds to cough for like 20 seconds and during this time i’m starting to figure out what’s happening and i’m like “dude u know that’s weed right”. like i just assumed since he saw the cart i mean he’d know right. i start saying it was weed and you’ll be fine but the kid is like a fish outta water and just stumbles out the bathroom.

I can’t help but laugh my ass off but on the way back i start realizing dude had no idea what he hit and most likely a low tolerance and is probably freaking out. call me an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but i honestly though he knew. i honestly feel awful so i’m back in the bathroom waiting to see if maybe he’d come back but just thought i’d share this.

Is this incest?
Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my , then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this so Satan couldn't stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay.