Recent reviews by bobbymonboy

I'm just curious what flavor the soda is.

It's basically Minecraft, but 2D.

Except with way more items, bosses, and it's far closer to an RPG than a sandbox game. Also, the equipment you have is usually more important than your skill level, NPCs are useful, and the crafting system is easy to use and doesn't involve memorizing patterns.

But y'know, it's got blocks, so it's definitely just a 2D Minecraft.

This game is beautiful, fun, a little creepy, and startling at times. The atmosphere and environment is gorgeous, and the gameplay is fantastic. The quick-paced running sections, the steep hills you build up speed on... all of it just feels great to play. I would absolutely rate this a 10/10.

I used to LOVE this game. I started out back when they just removed T1 railguns, but some people still had them since they weren't REMOVED. I played this game all the time, perfecting strategies, trying to make the silliest robots. But after a year of not playing, I went back to Robocraft today. Here's a recap of what happened in my first game playing as a small plane:

-Fly away from spawn
-Get shot down by lock-on missiles
-Shrug it off
-Fly away from spawn
-Fly into cave
-Get show down by rapid-fire plasma cannons
-Wait what? Rapid-fire?
-Respawn
-Get rekt by the same lock-on missile
-Respawn
-Rekt again by missile
-Respawn
-Rekt by missile
-Respawn
-Rekt by missile
-Respawn
-Rekt by missile
-Respawn
-Hide inside cave
-Get rekt by smg
-Respawn
-Rekt by lock-on missile
-Respawn
-Alt-F4

First game with a low-tier plane (or what would have been low-tier in the past), and I'm getting annihilated by things I CAN'T defend against.

I used to love this game. Now all it gives me after reuniting is a bad time. GG, FJ, GG.

You can play this game for free, as I did for about a year, or you can use money to get cool stuff. But be warned...

I was a free-to-play for about a year. After long enough I wanted a single hat so I could become a Hoovy (an endangered species of heavy). I bought it, and things quickly spun out of control. I spent over $75 in two days.

Those two days were the best two days of my life.

Get Hat Simulator 2015 today, and you can finally buy happiness.