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SmallDickBigDreams Apr 8, 2016 @ 12:06pm

I was only 20 years old
I loved GabeN so much, I have all his games
I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given
"GabeN is love" I say, "GabeN is life"
My roommate hears me and calls me an elitist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GabeN
I called him a peasant
He rages and leaves the room
I'm crying now that people can be so stupid
I sit next to my PC and it's really hot
Something is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's GabeN
I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear, "this is my wallet"
He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands
I'm ready
I open my wallet for GabeN
He starts taking the money
It hurts but I do it for games
I can feel my finances flying away
I try to resist the urge
I want to please GabeN
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games
My roommate walks in
GabeN looks him straight in the eye and says "Come join us"
GabeN jumps out my window
GabeN is love, GabeN is LIFE.

SmallDickBigDreams Mar 20, 2016 @ 8:07pm

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SmallDickBigDreams Mar 8, 2016 @ 2:44pm

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

SmallDickBigDreams Jan 23, 2016 @ 10:05pm

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn’t always fair and maybe it is my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple sound financial policies: Don’t spend more than you earn and reliable strategies: Adults, not children are in charge.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his three stepbrothers, I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame and I’m a Victim.
Not many attended the funeral because so few realized Common Sense was gone.

SmallDickBigDreams Jan 22, 2016 @ 12:51pm

MY ♥♥♥♥'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOOD, MY ♥♥♥♥'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOOD!!!
OHHHH, FOR JESUS ♥♥♥♥'S SAKE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!!!

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k i m Aug 12, 2015 @ 10:01pm

allah's divine will Just now
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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cummyache Aug 10, 2015 @ 6:42pm

Nawuto

hulloray Jul 15, 2014 @ 12:15am

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cummyache Jun 16, 2014 @ 4:27pm

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Oleg Mongol May 27, 2014 @ 2:14pm

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING ROLF HARRIS INTO YOUR POXXY GIT

Oleg Mongol May 26, 2014 @ 10:32am

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ollie zoop May 24, 2014 @ 3:05am

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ollie zoop May 18, 2014 @ 11:13am

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cummyache Apr 16, 2014 @ 10:42pm

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cummyache Apr 8, 2014 @ 5:57pm

I had sausage pizza from Pizza Hut today

falbert Apr 7, 2014 @ 11:59am

r u my mommy?!?!?

ollie zoop Mar 27, 2014 @ 9:30pm

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ollie zoop Jan 28, 2014 @ 11:09pm

cummyache Jan 28, 2014 @ 8:49pm

Hi my name ist Sergei. Sorry for bad england. I started bronzer II but from watch trick2g sterm everyday i climb to PLat 8. Everyday i walk 20 miles frozen tundra to stream leagu of legion on 1980 Dell computer processor. I left my wife and the vodka make me become alcoholic and i need stream supporter for helps. Please no copy pastaerino dongerino cappucino reno nevadarino bongerino plz.

cummyache Oct 22, 2013 @ 3:02pm

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ollie zoop Oct 16, 2013 @ 9:24pm

u r a qt on facebook tho