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EDIT: A lot of the big bugs have been fixed from what I have been told, as well as some balance issues being addressed. I doubt that all of the balance issues have been adressed, but the game has a solution for if something is too hard, unless you want to get the hardest achievements. The game is definitely worth it if you want to explore unforgiving ruins.

I loved this game, it was a lot of fun. Running around for hours trying to figure out what to do can, surprisingly, be really enjoyable. You should expect to "get stuck" quite a lot in this game, and despite the steam page saying "newcomers to the series will probably be able to clear the game in 20 to 30 hours", the game takes a very long time especially without hints. The feeling of figuring something out that you were stuck on for hours is super great, until you realize you just got an item that lets you do something that you need another item to do. There's so much to find, explore, and figure out in this game and i loved it a lot. However in addition to the annoying bugs, there's also a fairly unreasonable lack of balance. Most of the bosses are pushovers on normal, and frustratingly difficult on hard. However i've heard one boss is easier on hard mode than on normal mode. Some of the minibosses are even harder than the actual bosses, and some of the minibosses are easier than basic enemies.

Cally's Caves 3 is pretty dang solid as a platformer. I don't think "Metroidvania" is the right term, as you don't really ever need to backtrack in order to progress. In Cally's Caves 3 you unlock more weapons as you go, each unique. But the best part for me was that the semi-automatic weapons (INCLUDING THE RPG AND BOMBS) had no shot delay, so you could shoot as fast as you could spam. I murdered my arm trying to play this game because I would spam them all so hard. The platforming and levels are all fine, the controls are good, the enemies are varied enough as you play through, and the bosses aren't the worst. Overall it's a pretty good game and I'd recommend it if you like action platformers.

TL;DR: Get it if you like action platformers, or even if you don't.

Cally's trials is probably a fine game except for a glaring flaw: The progression system. In Cally's Trials, you start from the beginning everytime you die, unless you purchase a "shortcut" to the area. So, you play through area 1, fight the boss, get through half of area 2, and then die. You now have to either spend your money on the "shortcut" to get back to area 2, or spend your money on some upgrades. You need one of the upgrades to even reach the shortcuts. Why is this so bad? It discourages death doesn't it? Well, kind of. But it also forces you to redo parts you've already done for reasons i am unable to justify. Now, this may sound like what Spelunky does, where you can unlock shortcuts to further areas of the game so you don't have to start at the beginning. But spelunky is a roguelike, so things are always different and you have to always think carefully and calculated. But in Cally's Trials, it's the same thing you have already done, perhaps even multiple times, except it's easier now, and therefore less interesting. Honestly, i would probably love this game if it wasn't for this kind of boring artificial difficulty. You make progression and are punished by having to earn back progression you have already made. Sure, retro games like mario did similar things, but there's some key differences here: Maro levels weren't super long and uninteresting, there were different ways to go about them. But in all honesty, the idea of being put back to the beginning of a game where everything is the same everytime, just for dying, is an outdated game design element. It's arbitrary, it severely hinders the pace of the game, and it makes any sort of progress feel uneventful and pointless. I get that the developers wanted to "go retro" with this, but there is a reason that games don't normally do this kind of thing nowadays. If you think that you can get past that, then the game is pretty solid. But for me, it is just too glaring of a flaw to ignore. Cally's Caves 3 is real good tho, go play that instead. (it's also cheaper!)

TL;DR: Game is flawed by forcing you to redo things you've done, like an oldschool "retro" game. If you like that then go for it.

This game is great! It's a game where the combat is literally stripping people. But it's very satisfying and enjoyable. Trying to get the pantsu of all the main characters is really fun. There are 4 different endings, each moderately different. Really i can't say how much i enjoyed this game, but the story was great, especially worth it to get the different endings, the combat is good, there's a bunch of customizability options for NG+, you can change so many different color things and mae your own filters, you can change character models (including yours), and overall it makes for a great experience. Highly recommend this game.

This game is pretty fun. Fair warning: There's a fair amount of forced backtracking, as well as a lack of direction, so i'm going to recommend a guide so that you can know where to go, because the game is EXTREMELY vague and will NOT tell you sometimes. Other than that, the game is pretty great. The combat feels good, the bosses are fun, and the difficulty is high, even on the lowest setting. If you like tough action games then this is for you. If you don't like a challenge then steer clear, this game is quite difficult.

This game is pretty much what you think it is. You go on "dates" and have "intercourse" with girls, where you do basic match 3 puzzles. The mechanics are deep enough so there's strategy and it doesn't get super boring or repetetive, yet simple enough to just pick up. Also the uncensored version is on the steam forums posted by the dev for free, if you're into that. Overall it was a fun experience collecting panties.

This game is really fun! The combat is solid, and it's fun exploring all the areas. The bosses are all really awesome and interesting. I played on hard and the bosses are very challenging, and there are LOTS of them! I've only played about 8 hours at the time of this review, but there's already been at least 10 really interesting bosses that are quite difficult. There's plenty to explore and collect like a metroidvania. The story is pretty weird, and a lot of the bosses just make up excuses to fight you, as the game is very aware that is it a game. I might go back after i (presumable) unlock the harder difficulties and see what that does. I highly recommend this game to anyone who likes metroidvanias, hard and intereesting bosses, and basic platforming.

Fantastic experience. It is a very unique game, and i highly recommend that you get it. Definitely my favorite game of the year so far, and i'm certain it will continue to be so. I don't want to spoil anything, as this game is best experienced blind, so i will simply say that i was extremely charmed by it.

I love cod. I have over a thousand hours in the cod games (and climbing). But something about this game just isn't that great. They nerfed knifing so you HAVE to have the combat knife (which isn't a default unlock for some reason) in order to one-shot, otherwise you just bash them with your gun, which doesn't kill. The snipers are about as useless in AW. They ADS so slow that any other gun will have 5 bullets in you before you get a chance to shoot, and that's assuming your aim is phenominal, which is hard to do when everyone's double jumping and wall-running all around. All of the maps are just made to be SMG maps. There's no spots where you'd even be able to be far enough to snipe properly. The bow weapon is pretty fun to use, but you have to wait half a match just to be able to get it, and it lasts like 30 seconds, has like 7 shots, and you also lose it when you die. The Create a Class system is a lot like BO2; You can get 3 wildcards which can allow you to add extra things like extra perks or attachments. The guns get attachments that take the place of perks like quickdraw and steady aim, just like in B02, and you need to use unlock tokens on things to unlock them, as well as being a high enough level. Go back to BO2 or MW. One thing to consider: THIS IS A BETA. They may change things. They may improve the graphics or performance. They likely won't, but one can always hope.

Have you ever wanted to click on anime girls and make them moan until the innevitably explode into money? Then why are you reading this and not downloading this free game?