Recent reviews by Sketchy

A paragon of it's time. Your dopamine receptors will cease to function out of pure shock and overuse from your first point and click, rendering the entire medium of virtual entertainment dull. In hindsight, I wish I never found out about Puzzle Pirates. After feeling the rush of that first playthrough life itself has lost all meaning. Sex, money, and power pale in comparison to the the sheer electric ecstasy I felt playing this video game. Turn back.

it's alright

I'm sure it's great, but everything's in slow motion for me.

Press F for cancer.

Hotline Miami is one of my all time favorite games. It is a must-have for anyone who loves brutal, visceral gameplay, kickass music, and well-written narratives. Filled with pixelated gore and memorable characters, HLM will keep you on the edge of your seat until the credits roll. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it. Can't wait for Hotline Miami 2.