Recent reviews by Doomguy

Go away

It's a nice game but I wouldn't pay $70 for it.

I really wish games only required an internet connection when absolutely necessary. Unfortunately for companies like blizzard, requiring an internet connection/server to play games usually does not stop piracy. So what's the point?

This is how it's done.

Hyper realistic! Well except for the non functioning rear view mirror (which could probably be cleverly used in a horror game). And the non-animated steering wheel. And the lack of hands (there probably isn't a character model). And the textures could probably be better (mainly road). And the aliens are not unusually realistic or anything (models looked lower poly).

Basically, you drive around an endless suburb trying to avoid aliens. Your car doesn't turn that well and has worn out suspension. If you get too close to a beam aliens can spontaneously phase into existence and take you away to a ship. The yells from people being beamed away were amusing.

The best game I will never finish. I think my save game glitched. Oh well.

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what?

Well it's a Blood clone but it's a lot of fun.

This one is what Blood 2 should have been.

You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
You must gather your party before venturing forth
Go for the eyes Boo. GO FOR THE EYES! RrraaaAAGHHH!

...wait. Why the hell am I playing this? I don't even like mowing grass!

A doom clone with more cartoonish graphics and a few different things mixed in (like teleport gun). Not that exciting but fun enough. If you can't get enough of old school FPS games then go ahead and buy it, it is very cheap.