Recent reviews by Roomba

It starts with one
ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND, I DESIGNED THIS RHYME
TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME

ALL I KNOW
TIME IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS
WATCH IT COUNT DOWN TO THE END OF THE DAY
THE CLOCK TICKS LIFE AWAY

IT'S SO UNREAL
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYIN' TO HOLD ON, DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU GO

I KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
IT ALL FELL APART
WHAT IT MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY
BE A MEMORY OF A TIME WHERE I TRIED SO HARD

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND, I DESIGNED THIS RHYME
TO REMIND MYSELF HOW I TRIED SO HARD

IN SPITE OF THE WAY YOU WERE MOCKIN' ME
ACTING LIKE I WAS PART OF YOUR PROPERTY
REMEMBERING ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH ME
I'M SURPRISED IT GOT SO FAR

THINGS AREN'T THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME ANYMORE
NOT THAT YOU KNEW ME BACK THEN
BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO ME IN THE END

YOU KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
IT ALL FELL APART
WHAT IT MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY
BE A MEMORY OF A TIME WHERE I TRIED SO HARD

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO
FOR ALL THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW

I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO
FOR ALL THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

This game still blows me away, even all these years later. It'll always be a classic.

Mmmmhhng very solid gameplay. Just fix the progression and stuff with the cosmetics and it'll be the best Halo hands down.

Actual masterpiece. Just go and play it hnnnnng,,

Very good, only crashed like 3 times throughout the whole game. Plus, beating splicers up with a big drill makes me go "weehehehe"

Wrench gaming.

You kill your landlord

I don't really give reviews but I gotta say, this game is basically crack to me. You fight rats, smelly vikings, and angry luddite goat fellows and all that. Of course there's a lot more depth to it all with interesting game mechanics, loot and crafting, character skills related to who you're playing as or which subclass you're playing, INCREDIBLY well written dialogue with outstanding performances by all the voice actors and so on. I definitely recommend this to anyone who likes co-op games and people who like praising Sigmar or sumthin idk.

Crack.

Legit one of the best games I've ever played. I absolutely cannot handle big, scary, unkillable things charging at me in confined spaces, but holy hell this game is incredible. It is a journey from start to finish that captures the spirit of the 1979 original film but in playable form (Also literally since you can play a few missions that are set on the Nostromo). The atmosphere is incredible and immersive, with stuff looking right out of a 70's vision of the future. Like even if you aren't big on horror, give this game a shot. It's honestly incredible.