Recent reviews by [JYAS] Azrael

Great puzzles. Great philosophy. Great (religious) themes. Great soundtrack. Great visuals. Great game.

Seriously it's super great, one of the best games I've ever played and definitely worth the cost.

WARNING: It is first important to acknowledge that the title is a complete lie; you require not one, but TWO fingers to adaquately perform the "death punch" on numerous enemies. Utter lies.

Other than this gaping flaw, this game is brillliant. Nothing's more satisfying than watching endless streams of stickmen being disfigured, disembowled and dis...look you just absolutely slaughter them. Various weapons add (a little bit of) variety, all of which your Spartan/Ninja/Samurai badass can use to tear apart enemies as fast as you can click the button of your mouse. Despite only having two controls, the game is fast paced and addicting, with plenty of replayability whenever you have 5 minutes free. Highly recommend.

TL;DR - The most fun you'll ever have with two fingers. Get it.

Do you like poker?
Do you like simulated poker where there's absolutely no personal risk other than a smashed screen when Max pulls two cards literally covered in fecal matter and then rams them up your nostrils?
Do you like pointless, humorous but repetitive dialogue (which you can't skip) fleshing out the otherwise extremely short gameplay, which makes you wonder why Strong Bad was even added to the game considering he was surely dropped from a thirty story window at birth? (Don't get me started on Heavy...)

No? Well get it anyway cause it's cheap and you get cool TF2 items.

#WorthIt...sorta...for the first couple of hours.

*I suck @ this game so much its not even funny