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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 13.1 hrs on record
Posted: Jun 23, 2016 @ 9:15pm

So when I was a young boy this spectacle of wire frame sliding beauty came. By that I mean the commerciaks were great... but those charlatans!!! People put hard work into this game and that is apparent but the pay off seems to have missed their mark.
The main draw to this game was it's hip new slidey macho man randy savage charm that "at the time" seemed inovative and life long...
but friends, we were fools.
The fast paced shooter has expected elements in a team based FPS including escort, bomb, death match, etc.. It's a bit hectic at times but there is pay off when you pull off elaborate plays utilizing your class ability or equipment. The problem reveals it self when the clunky mobility system drowns out the noise of any seperation from the classes or exchanges of carefully picked equipment. Normally this is a sought after quality when talking about shooters, but the poop in the room that nobody wants to talk about it right under your shoe. The lag spikes (unfortunately they happen alot) along with the dead servers (1-800-CALLMEIFYOUPLAYBRINK), clunky parkour mechanic (#parkourlyfe) and completely vegetable like AI that not only lets you down, but they make you feel sad about real life vegetables. This game shot for the stars but ended up shooting their friend in the woods whilst hunting. Sometimes you can take a buck home friends, but sometimes you kill frank from accounting.

-☆☆☆ 3 STARS
-NOT A BAD SHOOTER
-CLASSES WERE FUN TO PLAY WITH
-GHOST TOWN
-CLUNKY SOFTCORE PARKOUR
-AI IS YOUR NEW MENTALLY CHALLENGED COUSIN
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