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A true medic doesn't care about praise, about scores, or about allegiances. They are healers first, and fighters last. To fight is to give your last for a patient, to show that the greatest honor is to die for another, so they may live for you. A great medic has a special place, a realm all his own waiting, and through a life of sacrifice and honor may they reach it and know that the truth is; 'Do KNOW harm, so you might better protect from it.' -Christopher Walters
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microsoft is like a stripper it doesn't actually like you it just pretends to so you can give it more money -Rory McDonald
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Glutch: heh
Glutch: i think that top player on blu team learned his lesson
Dr. LeFaucheur: don't futch with the Glutch
Glutch: ima futch u in the butt butch
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Skitteh: EXPECT YOUR PROSTATE IN 1 HOUR
Skitteh: EXPRESS SHIPPING
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(The following is a transcription of a voice chat session)
Dr. Warkay: The lauwze [sic] of--*BEURAAAAAHP*
Dr. LeFaucheur: *Hysterical Laughter* Vous imbecile !
Dr. Warkay: *even more hysterical laughter*
Dr. LeFaucheur: It's official I have to quote you on that now.
Dr. Warkay: *snickering, devolving into hysterical laughter* D-don't do that! I-I'll be very *breaks down laughing again* disappointed if you do!
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MOSQUITOES ARE FLYING CHOCOLATE CHIPS. CHANGE MY MIND - Warka, 2021
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LeFaucheur: Oh my god what the hell is this? A wheel is literally lifting off the ground!
Warka: Yes, Faucheur, that's what we call a fly wheel!
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I don't remember anything about it because you weren't born yet! - Warka