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279.3 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
First time playing:
-start lone wanderer
-run around and steal a mug or two cuz thats about how many brain cells I have
-run to next town for something to do
-find ore mine and proceed to knock on it with little understanding
-see herd of goats
-goat is easy target
-goats run when you kill one
-goats are fearful creatures, right?
-wrong
-goats post up when the first goes down
-goats surround you and begin closing in for the kill
-decide running is best option
-run straight into town
-guards kill all the goats
-carry goats into town and harvest their meat and skin
-profit
-realize that when you drop goat meat out of your inventory the goat claims it again
-become very wary as i continue to sell stolen goat meat
-continue profit
-hire warrior with newfound cash from fencing goat meat I stole from dead goats
-lie down for 2 days to recover from extreme blood loss after goat attack

tl;dr 2 hours in and I've already been on a roller coaster, don't ♥♥♥♥ with goats, get this game
Posted November 20, 2020.
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87.8 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
First of all you need read the System Requirements.

-MINIMUM:
OS: Windows® 7 64-bit / Windows® 8 64-bit / Windows® 8.1 64-bit
Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-2500 @3.3 GHz / AMD FX-8320 @3.5 GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM DDR3
Hard Drive: 40 GB free space
Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 560 / AMD Radeon™ HD 6870 (1GB VRAM)
DirectX®: Version 11
Sound: DirectX® compatible

RECOMMENDED:
OS: Windows® 7 64-bit / Windows® 8 64-bit / Windows® 8.1 64-bit
Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-4670K @3.4 GHz / AMD FX-8350 @4.0 GHz
Memory: 8 GB RAM DDR3
Hard Drive: 40 GB free space
Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 780 / AMD Radeon™ R9 290 (2GB VRAM)
DirectX®: Version 11
Sound: DirectX® compatible

If you dont have the recommended parts to play this game you wont be getting the full experience.

The story is predictable and feels like the developers were just trying to check off every cliche in the book. The gameplay though is what will keep you playing. It might feel like the zombies are impossible to take down and first and you will find yourself using spike traps more than your own weapon. Eventually you will start to get/make/upgrade more wepons and get more skills to unlock the games full potential. The parkour and skills are fantastic also. The charachters are not that interesting and you will end up just not giving a ♥♥♥♥ when something happens to them.

Final Verdict: 8.5

Fantasic Game but it's held back by the uninteresting story and charachters

DROPKIKS 4 DAYS
Posted April 11, 2015.
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