Recent reviews by ThisIsTheLongestNameTheyGaveMe

This game... wow. No words. Just play it.

I'm pretty sure I must be high... I've never smoked a joint, but I'm seeing things like mad.

This game reminds me of Rogue Legacy. While it is a definite challenge, it's a lot of fun, and quite addictng. I got it on sale, and I'd have paid full price. Great game!

Is this game fun? Yes. Do I recommed it? Yes. Are there frustrating aspects? Yes.

Other reviews tell you all you need to know as far as the pro's, so I'm going to just list my cons:

- Game is a bit too easy. You pretty much have to try to lose.
- Bugs with no customers for balloons/gift shops
- Staff interface is a pain... Have to manage each staff member individually
- Staff (specifivally vendors) will quit if they have no customers... In real life, these employees would love getting paid to do nothing
- Coasters are difficult to build in a way that guests actually want to ride them. Seems to penalize you for longer coasters.

Is it still worth? Yeah, it's still a lot of fun, just with caveats.

I don't understand all the raving reviews.. I was expecting another stanley parable type game. This, this is a walking smulator. Sure, there's a story, but this is not a game, and I was not inspired or amused.

Look, people are giving it thumbs up for 2 reasons:
- it's free
- it's star wars

I hardly consider this a demo. The whole experience lasts 5 minutes, of which, half are just listening to talking. You push like, 3 buttons to "fix" the falcon, and then spend about 1:30 deflecting (or not, because you don't actually take damage) blasters with a lightsaber.

Not worth the time or hard drive space, IMO.

I looked at the instructions, but could not actually get paint to work... I figured I'd try it, but no-go

Carpal Tunnel is one of the achievements... No, seriously.

9.242642/10, would carpal again

I got this in a humble bundle, and I'm glad I didn't pay full price. This "game" consists of essentially following rabbit trails, searching for videos you haven't seen yet to piece together a murder mystery. It was interesting for about 30 minutes...

"But you have 5.5 hours!" Yeahh, I like achievements too much....

Don't waste your time/money.

Not really a game at all... You pretty much just walk around until you run into the next cutscene.

Snoozefest. Glad it came in a bundle, I'd have kicked myself if I had bought it solo.