Yes, I'm a skeleton AND a gamer. NO, you can't have my tombstone.

If you want to play with me:

1. Don't treat me differently than any other gamer. Just because I am the internal framework of the human body doesn't mean I'm special, although compliments on my bone density or marrow are nice

2 No jokes pleas! I know you probably don't mean anything by it but when I get nervous I tend to rattle and shake suddenly. *rattles*

3. Do not add me without permission! I know you probably don't get out much, and skeletons might seem like a rarity to you... but I have too many skeleton crew members as it is!

Oh and, don't try to dig me up you silly graverobbers