Recent reviews by Barble Bapkins

It's everything it's cracked up to be.

Only complaint is always-online, and that playing solo is nonviable, but playing with teammates also requires communication, which is hard to get with randos.

"Requires 3rd-Party Account" label is inaccurate. Fortunately I didn't notice it before I bought, because I would have refused. It does prompt for an account, but I dismissed it on first launch, and it never reappeared.

I spent two hours trying to finagle with Rockstar's launcher and account ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you're going to take my money then just let me play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game