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alright mate. you always look at the paper, what if it was a bug or a quarter. you'd be a wiser and richer person, fact. you always get naked from belly button to toe. always. this way while you're taking a ♥♥♥♥ you can spread it out very eagle like. unless you're an eco friendly fairy from portland, dont even worry about rationing your paper. abuse it like Bob dylan has been abusing his legacy since the 80s. and you always stand up to wipe, it's just good ethics. the precision by doing this is undeniable if you take my advice here: left hand grabs left butt cheek. left hand then pulls outwards to the left, exposing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much more than if you were sitting on some pansy ass toilet. right hand gets real fierce and cleans the doo off your doo. thus making a positively undeniable sheet of doodoo and a clean ass that is still intact. now if you are on mescaline during this process. do everything i've said in this paragraph backwards. and it will blow your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

mad cuz bad

+rep, good teammate