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FunkyFudge May 31 @ 11:40am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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76561199415288933 Mar 25 @ 6:23am 
lovely profile, lets play
76561199510448776 Mar 17 @ 10:01pm 
⛧° ⋆𓆝 。𓆟 ⋆ ༺𓆞 ♱ 𓆝 ༻⋆ 𓆟。°⛧.
❤️ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ 24/7 FRIENDLY. ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Supportive ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Lets play together🙈 ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ Stay safe & cozy ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ ✦See ya ✦ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
❤️ ≽ ^ • ⩊ • ^ ≼ ꒒ ꒩ ꒦ ꒰
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JaK Jan 9 @ 7:20am 
alright mate. you always look at the paper, what if it was a bug or a quarter. you'd be a wiser and richer person, fact. you always get naked from belly button to toe. always. this way while you're taking a ♥♥♥♥ you can spread it out very eagle like. unless you're an eco friendly fairy from portland, dont even worry about rationing your paper. abuse it like Bob dylan has been abusing his legacy since the 80s. and you always stand up to wipe, it's just good ethics. the precision by doing this is undeniable if you take my advice here: left hand grabs left butt cheek. left hand then pulls outwards to the left, exposing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much more than if you were sitting on some pansy ass toilet. right hand gets real fierce and cleans the doo off your doo. thus making a positively undeniable sheet of doodoo and a clean ass that is still intact. now if you are on mescaline during this process. do everything i've said in this paragraph backwards. and it will blow your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind.
Caveman Oct 10, 2023 @ 10:39am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
doodlebobhamster Oct 5, 2023 @ 5:11pm 
mad cuz bad
Julix Sep 10, 2023 @ 10:27am 
+rep, good teammate
Mopau Tati Komenu Aug 28, 2023 @ 6:35pm 
please cancel
76561199393606457 Jul 9, 2023 @ 7:26am 
signed by me :) lets play
COOLLER Mar 28, 2023 @ 5:10pm 
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that ♥♥♥♥. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on
COOLLER Mar 26, 2023 @ 12:18pm 
:re2umbrella:
COOLLER Feb 27, 2023 @ 6:24pm 
+rep Has a average size yet effective usp skin *p.e.n.i.s* ;). I would not have found out about it unless we met on that comp match 1/13/2023. Since then we've been dating off and on! Still love the memories from that day and will love to meet again. Farewell <3
JaK Sep 1, 2022 @ 9:57pm 
I really love minions. Every day when I was little I would watch Despicable Me, Minions, and Despicable Me 2. The only porn I can get off to is minion porn. My house is plastered with minion wallpaper, my carpet is just a small child's rug with a minion on it. All of my clothes are blue and yellow. My shirts are all minion merchandise. I really love minions.
COOLLER Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:25pm 
Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?
And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
⤛𝓐𝓧⤜#sellkarLore.001 Jun 22, 2022 @ 6:39am 
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COOLLER Feb 27, 2022 @ 7:56am 
Dear gay people on my friends list,

I am building a pc and certain components (RGB lighting) seem to use the same colors as your flag, however I am not homosexual. Please have your flag changed by Monday as it is the day my parts arrive.

My condolences.
closet dangler Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:40am 
is your avi ao oni
76561199068835414 Jun 27, 2021 @ 1:52am 
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_ 🌸𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^🌸
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Komando May 5, 2021 @ 7:30pm 
-rep didn’t have any promos bills
byteframe's cat Aug 23, 2020 @ 7:35am 
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Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.
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Caveman Jul 10, 2020 @ 1:07am 
F U WERE GILLEREDD DOMORROW, I WOULDN GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE N JAIL 4 GILLIN DA MOTHA FUGER DHAT GILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this BENIS to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE SPURDO
David Mahan Sep 13, 2019 @ 9:33pm 
I have a reservoir of Shrek ♥♥♥ on my property; it's hidden from aerial view so the government helicopters can't detect it, it's about 4000 tons worth of ogre ♥♥♥, preserved using next-generation preservation techniques. It's tempurature regulated, and stored in a silo that mimics Shrek Testicles (Shrecksticles I call it) therefore it's as if the sperm had never even left Shrek in the first place. I normally wouldn't offer any to share, but I am willing to give a tablespoon of each member of this community to do whatever they want with it. It's not much, so be wise with your actions; if you want more, its $5500 per tbsp. 50% of the proceeds go directly to Shrek, and the other 50% go into my pocket, which will allow me to continue my preservation efforts.
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BEST LOTTERY Aug 28, 2019 @ 6:33am 
Dear winner
Your SteamID is selected as winner of Weekly giveaway.
Get your ★ Butterfly Knife | Doppler Phase 2 on {LINK REMOVED}
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el jefe Jul 22, 2019 @ 12:58pm 
-rep little ♥♥♥♥♥
c h a s e :3 Apr 8, 2019 @ 5:42pm 
+rep good at csgo
JaK Oct 22, 2018 @ 8:41pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・
ReZolute Aug 11, 2018 @ 3:04pm 
hey Brian i just wanted to say I love you and wish you the best on your cs journey <3
A Komatsu D375A-8 Dozer May 22, 2018 @ 11:31am 
hello i am trader i added you for trade please trade back thank
miky Apr 18, 2018 @ 4:19am 
فارسی حرف بزن ببینیم چی میکوسی
اه
Lυҳ#75 Apr 18, 2018 @ 3:21am 
Ahmadinejad can HAHAHA
Lυҳ#75 Apr 17, 2018 @ 12:35pm 
rohani is going to end you Hahaha
closet dangler Apr 13, 2018 @ 9:05pm 
eye see you peen
A Komatsu D375A-8 Dozer Mar 1, 2018 @ 2:02pm 
Hello, it me, College
STG Efrem Milan Feb 11, 2018 @ 11:44am 
90-3-7 Fade stat

1-1 go?
Kuma Feb 9, 2018 @ 7:48am 
Toggles on wingman lmao ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuck
Kindle Fire Pro Jan 18, 2018 @ 8:19am 
anal tits
JaK Jan 17, 2018 @ 7:55am 
:2017eyeball::Cheap::ultra::P:
A Komatsu D375A-8 Dozer Jan 8, 2018 @ 8:20am 
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76561198019840062 Jan 2, 2018 @ 10:38am 
Hi, I wanted to trade my redline ak for all your ggraffities, cases and worthless skins so if you don't need them send me trade offer please. Trade url and ak are in my main profile - http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198004178351 . I almost have friend limit pls dont add to friends, just send offer
Pancake susceptible to death Dec 30, 2017 @ 8:32am 
flap me papi
JaK Dec 10, 2017 @ 9:56am 
I really want a minion child. Like, straight from the womb, just a minion. How cool would that be? That would be fun. I love minions.
JaK Nov 11, 2017 @ 5:50pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
JaK Oct 26, 2017 @ 8:54am 
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Caveman Jun 1, 2017 @ 7:28pm 
*grabs you by the ♥♥♥♥♥*
JaK May 20, 2017 @ 8:28pm 
߷߷߷vvsssssshhhhhh
A Komatsu D375A-8 Dozer May 20, 2017 @ 8:28pm 
What's going on ✌️ it's Dan 👨🔴... Gheesling 😎. Hey I'm just driving 🚗, sitting 🛑 in traffic 😫😒😴. Listening 🎵 to a little Kanye West 🐻 and I had an idea 💡. So you know 🤔 how people stream 🌊▶️ and sometimes 🕒🕕 you see 👀 their cameras 📷 in like a black ⬛ and white ⬜. Well what if 🤔 you streamed 🌊▶️ with a camera 📷, but there was a golden 🥇🥇 overlay over it 😝. So then you're like the real ☝️☝️ Goldman 👑👑. Kinda like the Silver Surfer 🏄🏾🌊
JaK May 20, 2017 @ 8:27pm 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
R@Z@R@C Apr 3, 2017 @ 1:38pm 
+rep good trader :Diplomat:
Vassago Mar 4, 2017 @ 3:41am 
added 4 trade
COOLLER Mar 2, 2017 @ 8:01pm 
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