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33.3 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fun game so far. I fell asleep last night with the game on pause lmao so my playtime is more like 90 minutes. But worth the $10 in my opinion. The only discrepancy I have so far is it's extremely easy to level up and unlock stuff. I only have completed two games and I am already level 15. I finish a game and unlock like 7 perks/upgrades at once. I can tell the game only has a few playable levels, it would be nice to see a slower progression. I haven't even started using the mutators yet, which will net even larger amounts of xp at a time. Overall good game so far though.
Posted March 25.
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14.8 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Garbage game. Played for about an hour when I first picked it up. Now I haven't been able to launch the game. Literally sat in queue for 3 hours last night. Sat in queue for another 30 today. Extremely bummed I cannot refund this.
Posted February 20.
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66.8 hrs on record (43.6 hrs at review time)
Just realized I haven't reviewed this masterpiece yet. This is easily one of my favorite solo games to just relax and have some casual fun, although I wish they had a multiplayer mode. Only thing that could make this game better is more content, as I burned through it very quick. Game is fun to replay after some time away. Finished most, if not all, of the content twice already and it's time I'm thinking about going through a third. Getting antsy for the sequel at this point, but I won't rush perfection. Devs did an amazing job.

P.S. This game looks like it's made for 5 Year-olds, and it probably was intended for that audience... But I am a gym-rat, 26 Year-old bearded man who likes to kick back with a beer and farm some slimes with absolutely 0 shame. I will be doing this when I am 40 with my future son hands down. For me, not for him.
Posted June 10, 2022.
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179.2 hrs on record (26.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you are a Warband fan, pick this up. If you are an RPG fan, pick this up. If you are a gamer with a keyboard and mouse, pick this up. This game is the single best SP game I have ever played. It is everything Warband was, and wasn't. Besides being years behind this amazing piece of art, I thought Warband was an extremely original game that captivated my attention like very few games have before. It is as if Skyrim, Band of Brothers, and Mordau all had a three-way and this beautiful thing was made. This game was completely worth the wait, long as it was, and fills my soul with delight during these difficult times. It allows me to live out my dream as a viking king and pillage everything I see with my horde of viking savages, raving through the lands. I'm not going to do a PROS/CONS because honestly it would be a long list of PROs and only one CON: Day 1 I ran into a game-breaking glitch on the main quest line 2 quests deep when I was looking for the last piece of the dragon banners. BUT, I read it was a common problem, gave it some time and explored the world around me, since I knew this game would have as much, if not more to offer than it's predecessor. I traded, trained my army, raided a bit, got 3 caravans and 100+k gold, and then saved and went to bed. And sure enough, when I woke up the dev team released a hot-fix to fix the problem. About to launch the game and continue my adventures. 27 hours in a couple days, no shame. Best possible way to spend this quarantine.
Posted April 2, 2020. Last edited April 2, 2020.
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64 people found this review helpful
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14.6 hrs on record
This game was such a let down. Used to watch it on streams before it was ftp and was excited to try it out with my buddy. We played for a couple days, won almost every game and got to grand champion tier in ranked very quickly. Now, this would normally feel very fulfilling but i'd say AT LEAST 50% of the games were won by the enemy literally running into the zone and killing themselves. When we got to diamond rank and people were still dying to zone at final 2, our assumptions had basically been proven. The next game, every team we ran into we just waited and let them try to attack us while we kited and their movements were 100% that of bots. I bought the champs pack on sale because I figured the game was pretty fun at first and it was a steal. But somehow I feel pretty cheated when they are throwing in bots on ranked mode with actual usernames(also while still making me wait in lobby for 5 min.. what's the point of making me wait if you're just going to throw in bots anyway..) and not giving any indication you aren't playing with actual players. There was a solid 10 teams out of all of those matches that were legit players.
Posted January 1, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
Super disappointed. Friend and I bought this game and were excited to play together. We promised if the game disappointed within that 2 hour refund window we would just refund it and call it a day. We, unfortunately, actually really liked the game and got super into it and decided to keep it around that 100-110 minute mark.. Game story line ended about an hour after that.. Like I understand this game is meant to be played again for different outcomes, but there is only so much that will be able to change throughout each play through I highly doubt I will play it again besides maybe one or two times with maybe a drinking group or something. In my personal opinion it was fun and very well done with coop mode, but 100% would not make this purchase again if I had the choice due to the terribly shortlived story. They were advertising their next game straight after the last scene and I laughed. I spent $30 for 3 hours and now you expect me to make that same mistake again? Increase game story length or decrease cost and we'll talk about it.
Posted August 30, 2019.
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185.3 hrs on record (143.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Originally I left a good update after they fixed their forge update because this game was recieving a lot of negative blowback and I wanted to see it stay afloat. I do love this game, but these devs clearly do not give a single f*** about their playerbase. I get that it is an alpha and they are testing stuff out, but these auto hit scan weapons were already implemented in test server and everyone complained about them which is why when they were originally added to the live servers they were not hitscan. But what really make me feel the need to change my review is the fact that they implement a horrible update with GAMEBREAKING bugs, such as when you kill people none of their loot drops and none of their pots drop, and then say the update is staying for the weekend. This game is unplayable the way it is right now, straight up, and they don't seem to have an urgency for fixing their broken game. By all means, it's your game and you can do what you want, but don't ask why when your playerbase drops down to nothing and you gotta scrap this game, it seems like you guys are blatantly trying to piss people off.
Posted July 2, 2018. Last edited July 7, 2018.
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