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My ID: Dissy EX#7792 / dissyex

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- I'm an amateur sound designer & voice actor. I want to get into music, primarily as a vocalist.
- I love music. Metal is by far my favorite genre.
- Metroid is my favorite game series. Prime 2 is the best don't @ me.
- I'm a huge fan of cosplay and makeup in general.
- Be nice to me and my friends, and I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.



"Glamorous~💜"

"Metal Thighs destroy the guys" -Aurora

"THE LORD YEETETH AND THE LORD YOINKETH AWAY" - Aurora

"Believe me I've seen Samus bust a nut in her zero suit, in a Metroid, and the air" - Aurora

"You can never prove the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence" - Freeman's Mind

"What the hell, why is there an ass on the wall?" - Zach

"I've brushed with Death so often, I should start giving him high-fives when I pass." - Freeman's Mind

"Do robots dream of electric sex?"

"Children on the internet was a mistake" - Mickey

"If I cross my legs too far I hurt my nuts" - Zach

"You are literally SEX ON LEGS." - Mickey

"MTT Brand Power Bottom™"

"The ones that love you the most, are the ones willing to fight for you"

“Love the people you think deserve it the least because they’re the ones who need it the most.”

"Spooky scary mettatons, send shivers down your erection" - Mickey

"I never thought that satan could burp" - Zach

"You know being a one man army isn't something you actually aspired to. You say it because it sounds badass, not because you literally want to function as an entire army." - Freeman's Mind

"Poptarts are dildos for robots" - Aurora

"I SEE A TITTY IN MY TATER, MATER" - Mickey

"'titty in the tater' would make a great redneck porn flick" - Mickey

"I love your personality!" Yes, it is quite charming isn't it? - MTT

"I will fist you so hard you'll short circuit" - Kellyn Nova

"HE THICCC, THICCER THAN A SNICKER" - Qrow

"This is a family friendly show! Now stand still while I murder you." - MTT

"Touching Metty gives me the jibblies" - Skylar

"Lemme rub my ♥♥♥♥ in ur hair" - Aurora

"freakin calculator humper" - Aurora

"Love isn't needed. It's just a want" - Holt

"The master of show business and aficionado of great legs himself"

"I'm so tense right now that my asscheeks could crush coal into diamond" - Aurora

"What you should be craving is your gfs tasty cooter" - Minette

"ur lightsaber ignite is just a OOOHHH YYYEEESSSSS as the blade slowly extends" -Aurora

"the fabulous fantasm, the ♥♥♥♥♥ tornado" - Skylar

"If you deep fry a ♥♥♥♥ make sure its got that cheese on there" - Pink

"Seriously Ray you are scaring me" - Zach

"a dragoness, a slimecat, and a sex(y) robot walk into a bar." - Aurora

"That and you ♥♥♥♥ with everyone's sexualities, Lmao" - Aurora

"Legends say that mettaton's tongue holds the world record for out-of-the-mouth 360's in under 5 seconds" - Skylar

"Is your ♥♥♥♥ your switch cause i wanna flip it" - Aurora

"Tatts Various Gadgets and Hats; Tits Recommended" - Skylar

"It might make me jizz harder" -Zach

"LEGS! LEGS! LEGS! LEGS! CHANT LOUDER GUYS. METTATON CANT HEAR US! LEGS! LEGS! LEGS!" - Aurora

"YEW LIL ♥♥♥♥" - Aurora

"Hi yeah can i have a McMettaton with a side of MClegs with some extra glamour please?" - Aurora

"You cant turn him off, only turn him on"

"OH ♥♥♥♥ WADDUP, ITS DAT RAY, OH ♥♥♥♥ LEGS UP" - Aurora

"Run from the booty hunting robot" - Zach

"Cry of Vagina" - Zach

"LagmeinHamcheese" - Aurora

"Rose has the hots for lizards tits, im into the oversexualized calculator and zach is into the goddess ♥♥♥♥♥"

"Meme supreme of dissy's stupid ♥♥♥♥ list" - Mickey

"Just pose, take off your robot pants, make the magic happen and i'll be selling hotdogs to everyone watching. *so they can ketchup on the show" - Mickey

"Tildes sexy robots handsome evil alter egoes all nice and bundled into one tight package" - Mickey

"*air horns explode from my tits*" - Auror