Recent reviews by sponge1974

I am a 12-year-old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father raising my son, who is now 3 years old. My son won this game from his uncle, so we installed him on his computer and he started playing. Until the end of the week he had 24 hours in this game. This was horrible for me, because it was hard to find ways to spend time with my son, because he is always with friends or just watching Youtube. So I decided to do a Steam account and get this game to see if I could play beside him. I bought the game, chose my skin and world and started playing, but I was stuck in what you should do. I asked my son for help and he organized a game for me to participate. I loved it, because it was the best time I spent with my son since my wife died. Since then, this game has approached me and my son again and now we spend time together away from home as well. This game reminded me that there is fun in everything, and I brought many happy memories to me and my son.

This is the equivalent of going up to the Mona Lisa and taking a huge ♥♥♥♥ on it. Completely ruins the art style with ridiculously overblown lighting for the sake of realism to impress the densest members of society.

Steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥♥ manufactured to get as many positive ratings as possible. It masquerades itself as something deeper but is no more than a 20 minute personality test with humour reminiscent of 2000s Tumblr. At the end it gives you a word so you can leave a positive review and stop your self-loathing for a good five seconds. Even buying this game for a quid I still feel robbed. ♥♥♥♥ you for trying to shove your other ♥♥♥♥♥ games down my throat as well. My special word was 'Punani'.

I am the man with the plan. People will come to me for salvation. I have a hunch that something's gonna happen. Take this Stacy concert goin' on right c'here, something very bad is gonna happen here. You know the kinda people that come to these Stacy concerts, these dudes have got energy to spare. We're talkin' guys who beat off four times a day! This is an epicenter of energy, man. But this Stacy they love, she's an, she's an illusion, but in the new age, there's no foolin' them, no sir, they won't be fooled by illusions anymore! Oh, oh my God! I'm comin', I'm comin'! Whaaa-hoo, whoo!

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

In screenshots from a Slack channel, it was alleged that chairs in a breastfeeding room rocked backwards and had wood tables with caked up milk. Additionally, with only two outlets, it was said to be fire hazard.
It is also claimed that refrigerators needed to be padlocked because other employees would use them to keep beer in and even steal breast milk.

“There was no fridge in the room, so I had to label and carry my breastmilk out and store it in the breakroom fridge. It was very clearly breastmilk, in baggies with a baby’s face on it,” Former Blizzard producer Stephanie Krutsick corroborated the claims. “One day, I went to retrieve my pumped supply at the end of the day and it was gone.”
“Someone had either taken my bags and tossed them, or stolen them for some creepy reason,” she added, noting how they never found out who did it.

The only people still playing day of defeat have been bordered up inside their homes for the past 14 years. They cannot leave their dachas in northern Siberia as the snow has piled up 10 foot high. They have no information on current affairs. They believe they are still living under Stalin and that the Germans are flying over-head, as the only source of information they have is ask Jeeves. The only way they survive is fishing from the top window of their dacha in Nordvik, Russia. They are running the game on an Elektronika BK-001, a computer is older than the earth itself. They have no idea what Windows, Linux or Mac-Os is instead they are running scripts to get the game running on the Kronos workstation operating system titled "Excelsior".

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Why can't I slide down stairs or a slope for more then a few seconds?
Why is the story so bad?
Why is the only setting Portland Oregon or some underground cave?
Why is it £60?
Why can I still not play co - op?
Why are the side stories ubisoft tier "destroy / claim towers" ?
Why is this the most expensive game ever made?
Why is this 343's best game?
Why are the only updates cosmetics?
Why are the cosmetics overvalued?
Why is the network / servers so bad?
Why when the Network is down I can still look at the shop?
Why is competitive broken?
Why is skill based match-making across all game modes?
Why can't I play without crossplay?
Why are console players forced to play with people who play the game for 25 hours a day will bathing in their own cesspit?
Why are PC players forced to play with people who have to wait for a new century to turn around in the warthog?
Why is Aim-Assist broken?
Why are some weapons inferior counterparts to other weapons?
Why do I have to sort out my settings every time I start the game?
Why does it randomly crash?
Why is it so uninspired?
Why does it feel like I am playing an old Final Fantasy game where they keep on talking some event or some villain and it never shows up or it is really anti-climatic?
Why is there more wild life in the trailers then there are in the game?
Why is most of the map empty?
Why can't I replay missions without getting a whole new save file?
Why is there no forge?
Why are the campaign cosmetics so bad?
Why is there no levelling up system that isn't tied to a battle pass?
Why?

After purchasing this game it would not install on my 64bit xp system. I upgraded directx and did several changes suggested in forums online. It would not run. I upgraded to Vista 64 and it still will not run under directx 10. I have a 512meg x1800 Radeon pci eXpress x16 graphics card, 4gigs of dual channel DDR2 at 800mhz, and a socket AM2, AMD Athlon 64 FX 62 running at 3.02 ghz with refrigerated liquid cooling, and it tells me my system was not good enough. Eventually by working on it for several hours I got the game to work under Vista with the Directx 9.0c version. Then after playing for about an hour I was disgusted with the gameplay. It is not suited to use with a keyboard and mouse. The excitement was just not there like it is in other shooters. I think the third person view ruined it for me. Just makes it seem shabby. In effect, I did not like the game at all and wish I never would have purchased it. It was error prone and too system demanding without the level of enjoyment I was hoping for. Collapse