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Taiwan is so sick bros

What a boring joke.

Ridiculously sick game.

How can a small 15 bucks game offer so much? It's absurd. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demo has better features than most games out there .

Boring gunplay, long and grindy missions, not challenging whatsoever.

Mediocre, overly fast paced gameplay and poor character balance makes for a pretty mid SF entry.
If you really didn't like the footsies and neutral of previous SF games it might be the one for you.

While every other fighting game sells out and becomes part of one big blob of simplification, Tekken keeps it real.

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My grandma played through this game and told me that ultimately, fancy spices cannot hide poor cooking.

The game's presentation is terrific, but underneath lies a terribly shallow battle system and even shallower writing. The main characters are some of the flattest cardboard cutouts imaginable. The pacing is absolutely terrible and all over the place. Comparing where I am at 7 hours into this game compared to something like Chrono Trigger is a farce.

Beyond the usual complaints about Blizzard being a corrupt CCP worshipping capitalistic monster, this game kinda sucks. It just doesn't feel like much of a shooter, really. It's so set on the same repetitive setplay, half the characters don't really necessitate aim, the TTK takes forever, it's about constant grouping up instead of spreading out... It's so dull. Who is this game for?