Was an old Zephyr player, was wondering where the server had gone until I realized it was gone. Sorry about everything that happened Jam hopefully everything's better for you now.

Sometimes throughout this year I always asked my friends if they would ♥♥♥♥ an orangutan or a gorilla they sometimes tell me to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up but it’s getting to the point where you can’t get that question line out of your head so they finally decide to answer %60 said orangutan %40 said gorilla me personally id perfect an orangutan they’re more durable and less painful to be penetrated or roles reversed the other %40 were kinky peers so it makes sense also im going to the Zoo next month to see an orangutan

Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.

Hey, you probably don't remember me but I was someone who was around while maverick was the server owner of zephry. You guys did awesome keeping it up even after everyone left. And I want to thank you for the memories that I had on the game lmao.

O-okay i need to be honest sniff i just, i think you so kawaii n coot and you smell nice and i like the feeling of your hair and twirls your hair around my finger, pushing it out of your face i just..i can't imagine my life without you-i-i-i i'm gonna say it i'm in wuv with you be m-mine i wanna be your kitten and purrrr on your lap purrrrr X3 and make baby with you purrrrr you make me so wet owo please love me

Everyday my son (14male) wake up at 7:00am to the American Dad theme song EVERY SINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY I can't take it anymore it's driving me insane its driving his siblings insane he set his alarm tone to the song and I just can't take it anymore me an my wife's bedroom is right next to his we hear it everymorning a the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crack of dawn GOOD MORNING USA I GOT A FEELING THAT'S IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY can someone please give me advice to stop this