Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Why don't you do a 720° turn counterclockwise and suck a 13.9 inch ♥♥♥♥ while inhaling approximately 193 liters of pure oxygen, causing you to pass out due to an excess of oxygen in the lungs. After that, you will proceed to fall down 1,290,920 flights of stairs, at the end of which is a 3 x 6 x 4 foot hole filled with solid steel spikes with a base of 12 centimeters, a length of 60.96 centimeters, and a side of 3860.1216 centimeters. Finally, when your body hits the spikes, a standard U.S. Army M18A1 Claymore mine will detect your flailing ragdollesque body and proceed to explode, projecting 700 1⁄8-inch steel balls at a velocity of 3,937 ft/s into a 60° fan-shaped pattern that is 6.5 feet high and 50 m wide at a range of 50 m. Proceed to engage in coitus with a multiple cacti of varying species, you unsuccessful abortion.

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Why is the Globglogabgalab so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy? ♥♥♥♥! Every time I watch Strawinsky and the Mysterious house, I always wait for that one scene where the Globglogabgalab emerges from that book. ♥♥♥♥ it makes me so hard! Seeing his big, blobby form appear from nowhere just makes something... Click, within me. I instantly get an erection. I just can't help but start jacking it. When all those books come out and start dancing to his song, I get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hyped that i just start windmilling my ♥♥♥♥ around. Then, when he says "I am the Yeast of thoughts and mind" I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut all over my tv. Have you ever seen such a perfect creature? ♥♥♥♥! I'm getting hard just thinking about it!

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if u make ck2 videos plz direct me to ur youtube or twitch channel i really want to see how u play!!!!!