Log Entry of Archaeology crew ‘Terratoric.’ Date: 10,344 MH (48,532 AD)
In the region of Axalraria, previously known as the Euratlantic region, approximately 5,766 Centimeters underneath the surface we have discovered an ancient magnetic disc believed to be from the pre-extinction period of 2,700AD. Using our datacores we have decoded the magnetic pattern of the disc and have found the information to be of a primitive form of early Alanguah, known then as “English.” We have used our translation core to attempt to convert the ancient texts to our current language but much of what is known of ‘English’ has been destroyed by the natural passing of time. We do not understand the message but we will reprint the text verbatim for posterities sake.

12 April 2078 23:48: Days of Tropical Adventure: Don’t worry I’ll be on next weekend.


Laminated eyebrows

"I really enjoy the fun that we're having." - Shadow

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Choreograph and perform a dance based on and using an umbrella of your choice.

"Well he was averaging the GDP of the quarterly turnover, but there was some embezzlement, so we had to excommunicate him." - Shadow

"He had a Ph.D in super-financial arithmetic Esquire."