Not bad soldier

*bztt* incoming transition *bzzt* Lieutenant Meerfon, do you read me? When Leader of Cupcakes Codename: redwolf goes offline, we launch a strike and end this war. I read and copy General Muffins. *bzzt* OGOD THEY'RE INVADING THE OTHER MOON, MOOFAR, THEY'RE KILLING EVERYTHING WHAT DO WE DO GENERAL? *bzzt* Sergeant Muff, let them die, this is a war and there are casualties. *bzzt* I'm leaving this army then, I didn't sign up for this. *bzzt* You damn well aren't, you take one step away from your post and I'll bomb your child's school and eat your wife, then I'll make you watch as I lick their remains. I have the detonator Sergeant, don't make me do this. *bzzt* You monster. *bzzt*

When I get back at around 1 pm today, by the gods I swear this profile will become a warground for the Muffinians and the Cupcakes. Icing and crumbs will be spilt, faith may be lot, but new comments will rise.

oh btw a long time ago u made me look up jenaveve jolie :< I never forgave u

I'm tempted to flood your profile with comments.
P.S. Check dominator's profile soon, you'll be sexually surprised :D

Hmm should I remove or post the other part of the story D: