Recent reviews by Cornflakes

I have avoided the Call of Duty series ever since black ops 1 came out, and honestly should not have bought another one. BO3 is the literal reason why you should avoid this series. This game is a twitch reaction fest, if you twitch just right you may just hit someone with the 9000 rounds that your smg can put out in 1/3 of a second. I know its impossible to hope for but what happened to the smooth and moderatly paced gameplay of Call of Duty 4 and Modern Warfare 2 and having hundreds of hours in both games, I know what a good COD game is. We desperatly need that gamestyle back. Giving this game 6 hours is more than enough for me but untli we get a COD4 or MW2, I dont need another rage induced heart attack so I will not be buying another COD.

I really cant put my finger on the problems I have with this game but I will say this Counter Strike Source is way better. When they start using other developers to make thier games thats when true pedigree games start to go away. GOD FORBID this from happening to Team Fortress 2.

I shall tell you a tale. The tale of a man that was minding his own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buisness. That man was me, I was wondering far and wide in search of many differant minerals. Along my travels I met one of the many inhabitants of this female only occupied planet (planet Lesbiana, quadrant 69bj), and we set off in search of gold, along the way slaying many a beast. Silently laying in wait just out of my render distance sat a great horror one that strikes fear into even the bravest of neckbeards. I roamed closer not any the wiser of what prison shower rape scene that was about to take place. When IT it rendered in ,The Giant Space Rape Robot from Space began to stand, I ran as fast as my skinny futuristic weakling legs would carry me, but it was to late, I and my partner were blown away in a volley of 10 or so rockets and one accurate laser blast. I layed there plotting whether I should call the cops and report rape or just go to therapy for a few years.

10/10 would drop the soap and get raped again.

In all honesty it is a great game. All great games have problems at the start , for me the adressable ones are having to leave and rejoin the server in multiplayer and friends not being able to pick you up, in the build servers you need an infinite amount of items not like 1000 items each because if lets say you want to use a model someone made of a jet or one of the bigger models its uses up pretty much all of those items. One thing this game seriously needs very bad is a party system that overlays on to your screen and not just on the map, similar to Arma 3 wastelands party system. With just my short time playing this i enjoyed it alot, but be wary its still in alpha so it will have problems. Great game even in alpha state.