Mordhau, the peak of medieval realism, or so the legends say. The birthplace of the doritos dust lovers and mountain dew chugging cavemen.

Though I actually really love the core gameplay and play it when I have time, nothing quite beats the community that derives from this game.

Do you have a feminine profile picture? A feminine profile name? Anything that slightly resembles that of feminine nature? Then prepare to be amazed and greatly disappointed at the jaw-dropping feature (that the devs don't seem to care about?): the community!

As I cut thine head from thy shoulders, a swift strike with my longsword, executing another. I hear a faint noise from 6 feet below... "ellie trans", and another... "ellie ur a f♥♥♥♥♥". A charge from behind, a single teammate, after realising what my profile picture is, or even reading my name, comes in with his dagger, making sure to keep me on my toes, letting me know that no matter what time of day I play this game, I am never safe from these neanderthals. "girls arent real", "women dont exist in games" they stutter as I bring the might of my huge, girthy, WIDE 39 inches of hot mea- steel to whip their heads off. Frothing from the mouth at the thought of my real life peepee, with mountain dew dripping from their triple chin, readying to type another sentence for their medieval overlords

Each time I respawn, I hear a foppish charge from a few meters away, as a boi in whatever armour suits his fetish begins to chase me down at each waking moment, tears falling from his cheeks "(racial slur) f♥♥♥♥♥" I hear him whimper as he weakly swings his arming sword. As more join the valiant crusader's cause to end the tyranny of me trying to enjoy a game, all charging towards me like stickmen on stilts as they are cut down, one after another until they lay on the ground. "ur still bad".

The horror, their eyes widen as they notice my gracious trans flag glows in their face after I kill them. It incinerates their IQ and they become mouth breathers. They shove in another handful of doritos as they begin to type, disgusted, embarassed, transphobic, whatever shall they type to weaken me? "ellie is not a girl she's a boy" Yes, you insufferable fool, keep typing like that. I grow stronger with each pronoun you type, and soon I will be unstoppable. Until a foppish naked mauler comes in.

My profile, the fountain of youth, as they rush to look at it, leaving love letters for me to read after I end a match with less deaths than they have brain cells. "join the 41%", "stupid b♥♥♥♥". Or adding me to let me know how much salt make up their tears (it's much more than the 41% they like to remind me about)

The amount of man children in this game is remarkable, I do wonder when the black plague will return to bring us back to a land of peace, as right now I believe we need it.

Epic armour though