Recent reviews by Sammi

No matter what, I always find this game fun to play, either you going around playing your flume before bashing it over people's heads or surfing on a shield like a true surfboard knight.

It might take some time but you can create any type of knight, warrior, archer, psycho you want.

It'll take time to get used to the combat mechanics but to be honest there's so much mayhem, simply flailing your sword and parrying is pretty much all you need to know.

Want to learn how to be a IRL theif? well this game isn't really for you but at least you can feel like a theif.

This game's a surprisingly chill game (In my opinion) where you just stalk people, break in their homes and call everything valuable your own.

So after playing this game, I am glad to say that this is NOT WORTH THE BUY

for £10 for a quick 1 - 2 hour game is demanding too much.

The Pro's:
- Idea is good, having to choose (Well force) to do certain actions throughout the game
- The pixel art is alright?
- Is something to play while you're bored
- Fun to go for a 100% (If not for one issue with the end game)

The Con's:
- The "Comedy" / Narrator are unfunny and is more of an annoyance than a comedic type
- On some instances when completing a mini game, you sometimes get a quick comment or one that literally stalls which in my opinion, annoys the living hell out of me.
- like the con above, the game tries to stall the game play as much as possible with long awkward pauses and unskippable uninteresting dialoges
- The price feels like a scam, guess I was this game's audiance cause it got my interest but after playing though the game it is DEFINATELY NOT a £12 worth indie game, If I were to change it, I would reduce it to £5 as it is a simple, short indie game.

So if it isn't obvious, this game needs improvement and definately needs a rework on the price. If you're a loaded guy who likes unfunny comedy and annoying announcer then by all means get this game.

For me personally, there are alot more better games on the market for much cheaper prices and for better fun experience.

If the dev see's this review, I do hope I see changes to this game, the concept is good but the result needs some improvements.

Great game if you're into fast paste platforming with some great OST, worth the £10.99

I was gifted this game as a Birthday present (talk about a sick sense of humour) and I must say, even for under a £1, it is not even worth it.

I know it's a stupid meme game, but even meme games can be enjoyable. this? not even done correctly:

The forest, you easily clip through the world.
The race track, the so-called NPC's follows where you look and can simply just make them fall off.

You unlock literally 90% of the achivements when you open the game.

and god doesn't the movement fill strict and slow.

Look Developers, I know this is just a har har game, but if it's going to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ har har game, make it free, don't charge people like nearly a £1 for something not even functional. If this wasn't a gift, I might beat the world record of playing this game fully and refunding it in less than 9 seconds.

A game that was once known as the "best multiplayer game in the world" has now fallen into a pit of hatred.

I've played team fortress 2 for YEARS (when the old heavy update came out) and I loooved it but years forward VALVE has taken this whole case thing too far, and I mean it. they don't offer us what we want but instead poke us to spend more money on keys by "offering" us crates.

Now I shall admit the customs are top notch and fun and the casual can be fun aswell.

But in my honest opinon, valves makes us want to like them but in reality they're just trying to steal our souls till it's dry. they never listen to the community, they never bother resolving people situation E.G. scams, hacks, etc they just tell you to "be more careful next time" buddy you're a SUPPORT group, you're suppose to resolve issues people have and keep the satified but now, you shrug, pat their head and tell them to go along and be careful. Valve has offically turned into a EA alike company. They're unforgiven and don't give a single s*** about their fans.



1/10 - Used to be good













P.S. if someone going to complain that Supports can't do much, then how are they giving nommie saxxies to people? if they're able to do that, then they could just use a different ID code of the item the person lost and send it to that player. if there's no system for that for valve to make, then make one, after all. you did make SFM, VR, Controller, etc. wont be hard to do some codes to give a ID player back their lost item and to go through the history.

*Buys the game, starts it up, sees a figure, uses WASD, doesn't work.. Uses arrow keys, doesn't work. pressed X, inventory works.*

best game, start off in a room where you can't move. 10/10



no but seriously, i know its just 47p but this game gotta be playable.