Recent reviews by korbo

Looks great. Unfortunately that's the only good thing about it. 85% of the game is watching cutscenes. 10% is walking towards an objective and 5% is horrible combat. Lock on to an enemy, spam left click, repeat for 4 enemies. And then watch another cutscene. It's incredibly boring. This game is a joke.

For all enthusiasts of the "hold w and pretend to be enlightened" genre, this movie is for you. For the low low price of 10 minutes of your life that could otherwise be spent doing something fun, now you can hold w like never before. Face off against classic cunning foes such as "the spiderweb" by holding "s", which you'll need to struggle against at your own leisure since there are no actual spiders in the game. You may be thinking to yourself, "but Korbo, that's not "w"!". Correct! This is only one of one curveball that you'll have to maneuver throughout this epic adventure of holding w. So download now and see how long you can go holding w before you stop and ask yourself, "why the ♥♥♥♥ am I playing this?".

Atmosphere is meh, music is meh. Ending is predictable.

It'd be nice if I could get into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.