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Patchy? Apr 3, 2023 @ 6:47pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are unwanted domestic citizens.
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CEO Of Friendly Fire Apr 3, 2023 @ 6:28pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are
known/wanted domestic terrorists that were
involved in the January 6th, 2021 insurrection.
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Patchy? Feb 5, 2023 @ 5:59pm 
Erm...I don't know how you got this number but I need to ask you to STOP calling my home! I will not hesitate to call the police (many of whom are bastards) if you call again....
Patchy? Nov 1, 2020 @ 12:13am 
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Put this on profiles of people whose usernames are Calcium The Prostate Pounder
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Patchy? May 15, 2019 @ 12:08pm 
D=
998 bees Mar 27, 2018 @ 9:06pm 
Noah fence but you;re a god
Area Mar 29, 2017 @ 10:12am 
Dad:vanilla::chocola::missdebug:
Patchy? Jan 8, 2017 @ 10:26pm 
:plane::2016trophy::2016trophy:
Rozar Aug 22, 2016 @ 5:45pm 
💲I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald trump so much
I had all the merchandise
every night I pray to Donald trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants
“trump is love” I say " trump is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald trump
he slaps me and sends me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me.
it was Donald trump.
I’m so happy.
he whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”.
he then gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket.
I am ready.
I open my wallet for Donald
he gives me a small loan of one million dollars
it hurts so much, but I do it for donald.
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
he lets out a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet.
my dad walks in.
Donald trump looks him straight in the eye and says “you’re fired”.
Trump leaps through my window.
trump is love, trump is life
998 bees Jul 28, 2016 @ 8:26am 
Sexi! Hot! Fun! Love it!
998 bees Jul 3, 2016 @ 5:20pm 
Hullo?
Rozar May 13, 2016 @ 2:52pm 
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How you doing girl you wanna good time hmu XOXO
998 bees Apr 19, 2016 @ 3:28pm 
+rep, Was there for me when I didn't have milk
steve Mar 18, 2016 @ 2:44am 
+rep we take adderall together, and cuddle with different linux distros
King of Strong Style Feb 27, 2016 @ 5:00am 
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Put this on profiles of skinny white kids.
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998 bees Feb 23, 2016 @ 6:05pm 
Mom
Rozar Feb 15, 2016 @ 8:02pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Calcium Jan 4, 2016 @ 6:04pm 
Cute dog!
Rozar Jan 4, 2016 @ 5:19pm 
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998 bees Dec 31, 2015 @ 9:02am 
In 2015 I laughed 😂😆 I cried 😢😖 turned up 👆💃💁 I turned down 👇🙅 I loved 😍💏💑👫👪 I lost trust 💔😩 I was betrayed 😒🔪 but most importantly I learned 😌

Send this ➡️ to 🔟 cool ❄️😎 cats 😸🐱 who were true 💯 bros 👊 this year or else you 👉 will never be able keep your new years 👶 resolution 😱😡🙊
King of Strong Style Dec 31, 2015 @ 12:55am 
In 2015 I laughed 😂😆 I cried 😢😖 turned up 👆💃💁 I turned down 👇🙅 I loved 😍💏💑👫👪 I lost trust 💔😩 I was betrayed 😒🔪 but most importantly I learned 😌

Send this ➡️ to 🔟 cool ❄️😎 cats 😸🐱 who were true 💯 bros 👊 this year or else you 👉 will never be able keep your new years 👶 resolution 😱😡🙊 WHERE WAS THIS ON MY MAIN CALCIUM ;-;??? <3.
998 bees Dec 5, 2015 @ 7:40am 
Hello kin brother
998 bees Dec 1, 2015 @ 7:05pm 
Smoke weed everyday, Calcium-Chan!
Rozar Nov 30, 2015 @ 9:32pm 
+rep, has three :csgocross's in his item showcase.
998 bees Nov 17, 2015 @ 6:07pm 
+2 goodboy points
TheyCallMeContra Oct 3, 2015 @ 3:16pm 
tfw no unity
998 bees Sep 30, 2015 @ 3:03pm 
You smell like a rude penis
Rozar Sep 20, 2015 @ 9:51am 
plz senpai SENPAI NOOOOOOOO
998 bees Sep 16, 2015 @ 7:00pm 
Realistic Porn Simulator: Tentacle Edition is GOTY
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥
998 bees Sep 14, 2015 @ 5:17pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
998 bees Aug 30, 2015 @ 10:36am 
Calcum is a ♥♥♥♥
Calcium Jul 31, 2015 @ 8:22am 
Removed a few people who haven't been online and/or I haven't talked to in a long time. Feel free to readd me if you think this was a mistake.
998 bees Jul 28, 2015 @ 12:20am 
Calcum is biggest bully #reported
998 bees Jul 25, 2015 @ 1:05am 
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KKBP May 24, 2015 @ 8:08pm 
I KNOW TWO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BENJAMINS YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
Niflheimrx ♥ May 24, 2015 @ 1:51pm 
Why the ♥♥♥♥ did you mention my name.
KKBP May 23, 2015 @ 5:48pm 
Jokes on you Galactic I am that hand
KKBP May 22, 2015 @ 4:47pm 
Listen hear you luminescent turtleneck if you call me Haydumb on more time I will eat your left hand
998 bees Mar 3, 2015 @ 4:21pm 
You're bad at TF2
998 bees Jan 28, 2015 @ 4:20pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know.
If you get back 5 you're beautiful.
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Nemz Jan 27, 2015 @ 2:44pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 lamest nerds you know...
If you get back 5 you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb..
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Really Calcium, Really?
Quagsire Jan 15, 2015 @ 5:03pm 
-420 rep for that omfg
Calcium Jan 15, 2015 @ 4:29pm 
I've disabled comments from people I don't have on my friends list for now due to the influx of bots posting links to account hijacking malware. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Ahroarraw Nov 28, 2014 @ 6:51pm 
u wanna tango pretty boi?
Quagsire Nov 22, 2014 @ 11:18am 
+420 rep, is neckbeard
Dr. Rapture Sep 2, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
I'm in the Ndev group and so we can play TF2.
Alexis Saxon Aug 21, 2014 @ 7:06pm 
You left a comment of one of my friends profiles. Gao [GA-OW] mizuchi
Alexis Saxon Aug 21, 2014 @ 12:38pm 
You seem to be the only other person on steam who doesn't accept friend request without reason. Awesome. Despite that though I still get 5 random request from people a day T_T . :P
the snoozer May 31, 2014 @ 12:45pm 
Notice me Calcium-Senpai ^^
√oiDeD May 6, 2014 @ 8:58am 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤