Recent reviews by Vice Admiral Cole

Its neat

Experienced many issues with the game. I experienced multiple crashes, fps drops, hitching, etc. It is a fun game that I really would like to play. The music in the game is amazing and fantastic and I love playing to it. I wish there was more diversity in the game though. Planets with single biomes gets a little stale after a while. I wish the ships were customizable. I wish the plants werent as tall as I am in game. I want there to be some more diversity in regards to customization of the ships and tools. I think the ability to create bases on planets would be amazing. A map where I can see where I have been would also be cool.

I'll repurchase the game once the performance issues are resolved. For now, the game is a no-go.

Well you see. There is a big mech. You get in a plug your eyeballs into his eyeballs and you become one. You can feel his every dream and aspiration. You know that mechs life story. You go into battle and fight for him, with him, by his side and inside him. You crush your enemy because this game rewards your teamwork. You use your coms and take advantage of your enemy looking at the gorgeous eye candy of this game. You hit the taunt button to make anuses pucker and they do. Long story short, dong on titties.

Well you go in the place and go bang bang. Two bangs becasue that is how many bullets you need to go pop pop makin' them drop. This game though seriously gets my butthole clenched into a 4D cube, a.k.a. a tessaract. Its rather amazing. The pacing is better than all the porn you will watch. The guns weigh as much as....well guns. The handling and control of guns makes me cream so hard it whips itself. The supression makes me want to never look around the corner becasue its too realistic and I might get PTSD. It looks great and I could probably ♥♥♥ harder to the looks of this than Jenna Haze. Seriously, buy this game. Becasue only you can eliminate forest fires terrorism.

Pop Pop shot birch trees in the head!

FLY!

The best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kick ass game I have ever played. Love it! My #1 that everyone should try. It made me forget I even had a playstation. Always will be my favorite! NOW DOWNLOAD IT MAGGOT!

A must buy!

This is my all time favorite game along with Portal. This has everthing you need and want in a game: Eye candy, fun, physics, lots of laughs, great story. I honestly could not tell you to not buy this game at all. I shall go down in the history books as the greatest game ever. If i ever say this about a game that is not Portal then i will stab my eyes out with a spork.

Best stragety ive ever played! I love the Total War series and i would reccomend this to people who want to take a break from FPS games. Great fun and great multiplayer.