Recent reviews by garçons.

tried my best to pay attention to the story but tifa's boobs are just too distracting.

summary from my 5 mins of gameplay:

- couldnt see anything on the start screen except hearing the selection sound.
- after the cut scene where the train came to a stop, cloud somersaulted off and entire graphic disappeared, leaving cloud and barret standing against black background.
- during battle, graphic only shows the characters but the controls section was just black.
- tried running around for a bit but didnt memorise the game enough to remember where to go without any indication on the screen.
- more darkness ensued, couldnt see ♥♥♥♥.

the design and art direction is simply unbelievably amazing, though i bought 3 new controllers through the course of playing this game.

10/10 would recommend if you appreciate good art style.

32/10 would recommend if you are into pain.