We are patriots of Awesome

We are simple folk, bound to the one faith, Awesomeness. If you too wish to be part of our prestigious group, then you must have the following prerequisites:
-Awesomeness
-Sweetness
-Coolness
-Awesomeness

We are a fairly lenient people, only showing our true power (of awesome) when our commandments are not followed. They are as follows:

1. Thou shalt never attack one of thine own team members, unless it is funny.
2. Thou shalt suicide when thou hath lost, unless it is funny
3. Thou shalt be awesome always, and never diverge from thy state of said awesomeness, unless it is funny.
4. Thou shalt respect thy admins of thy holy CoLDA, unless it is funny.
5. Thou shalt only drink from thy skull of a ninja, unless it is funny.
6. Thou shalt follow thy CoLDA way of prayer (do something awesome every day), unless it is funny.
7. Thou shalt never grant an outsider access to thy holy Church without first having tested them, unless it is funny.
8. Thou shalt never abuse a granted status, unless it is funny.
9. Thou shall not steal other group members, EVER. Especially not LotF who are our comrades.
Not even, unless it is funny.
10. Thou shalt not be an asshat to other CoLDA members, unless it is funny.
11. Thou shalt treat other players with respect, unless they are assholes or unless it is funny.
12. Thou shalt round up thy animals and place them into a zoo. Unless it is a farm.