I'm a fun loving guy and a self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just that one lovely evening (and rest assured that that one lovely evening will absoltuley end with you back at your house, safe and sound!). Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason.

I'll tell you this right up front: Certainly not murdering ANYONE, least of all you! Beyond that mostly digging.


sublimating my baser desires.


is my absolute lack of threating cues. People are like, "I feel so safe and comfortable around you" and the usually follow it up with, "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me" at which point I tell them, that they are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT.


M, Dexter, Silence of the Lambs, As i Lay Dying(book), As I Lay Dying (band). Note: I only llike these IRONICALLY.


My shovel (for gardening)
My meathooks (for curing turkey jerky)
My chainsaw (for loging or clearing brush)
My mother's underwear (as a keepsake)
Children (they are our future)
My freezer (for keeping my perishable goods from spoiling)


what it would be like to wear someone else's skin (in a metaphorical sense).


being seen by plenty of peaople in plenty of diffrent places, such that I always have an alibi in the INCDREIBLY UNLIKELY event that I come up as a suspect in a murder trial... WHICH WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED]


I once picked up a female hitchhiker off of I-95, handcuffed her, beat her, strangled her in my murdershack and fed her to my dogs after masturbating myself with her served hands... SYKE!!!

I sometimes wet the bed.


- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18-35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends

you want a guy who WON'T murder you.