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On May 29 2014 22:39 I_love_sharkpeople wrote:

Axe is one of the, if not the, most absurdly powerful hero in the lore. Let me explain:

So you have ancient mages. Living elemental forces. The embodiment of the end of the universe. God like beings. Dudes that stop time, or blow up planets. Actual gods.

But fighting all these guys is AXE. You know what his power is? Hitting people with an axe. REALLY hard. So hard what happens when he hits you doesn't even make sense. Take dazzle's shallow grave for example. That spell makes it impossible to die. Did satan just bend fate itself to kill you? Nope shallow grave. Did a god just smite you with the wrath of heaven? Nope shallow grave. Did a founder of the universe just unleash a fissure of energy that is akin to the one that broke the world? Nope shallow grave.

But axe? If he dunks you, even with shallow grave, you die. Even though you have a spell on you that makes it conceptually impossible to be killed, you die. AXE HITS YOU SO HARD HE BREAKS CONCEPTS.

How about berserker's call, his taunt? He yells at you and you MUST FIGHT HIM IMMEDIATELY. And not just any kind of fighting, you have to fight him man-style, no magic. Just punching, stabbing, clubbing, whatever. Just go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit that man. Magic immunity that prevents all but the most powerful, most epic conjurations? NOPE AXE DOES NOT CARE GET OVER HERE IT'S PUNCHING TIME. And then there's the 40 bonus armor. Think about that. When he yells at you, he gets so into fighting that your strikes, even if aided by the power of a divine sword, just bounce off his body. Why? Because Axe.

And then there's Battle Hunger. He basically gives other people a taste of what it is to be axe for several seconds. That experience, to them, is an agonizing, burning death unless they kill something RIGHT NOW. Not fight. Kill. If they don't cave something, anything's head in immediately, they die. If that is not the most absurdly metal thing you have heard in your life, I'd like to hear what is.

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