omg, you are just about the best ever, pow <3

there's really no one as good as you, you're the +rep:est of them all!

i saw the best players of my generation destroyed by parasol's kritz, crying hysterical dead,
dragging themselves through the doors at respawn looking for a quick-fix,
who complains about random crits needing to be nerfed & auto-balance being unfair,
who really wishes they'd have someone as OP as parasol on their team

i'm with you on Skial
in my dreams you walk shimmering from a pocket-journey on stage three across
Dustbowl in overheal to the reach of my beam in the wonderful night

Why should parasol play as King? He is one.

people complain when i throw with king too!

play with King if you like spamming throws so much.