Recent reviews by Horny Ewok

Upon playing this game I truely beleived this game would satisfy my hunger for brutalising people... turns out however, once the game is finished your victims are allowed to torment you for how badly you killed them... m8 u d3ad, you out running no one and you cant scream for help anymore once i bust my fingers through your eyes or hang you up on a hook like salad fingers ( DLC IDEA!?!?!? ), i get ♥♥♥♥ talked how I camped a downed player or camping a hook... I want to watch them squeal... I am a killer its what I do... and you get called noob for that ? Weird... 11/-10 would hang and scream wishing there was some form of "all chat system" so people could here my manic in me... also odd boner.

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So, day one of playing the game i noticed that the game mechanics were adjustable and easy to adapt to your type of game style, character creation for players are a mix, being abnormally tall to very short... ( pvp rapers) the first couple hours i was lost in exploring the map i now know, i went to the kings sword and it was isolated, but i noticed a lot of loot bags around... and blood, upon sitting my abnormally wide leg seperated ass on the throne a mystical being glided down from the light rays sparkling through the cracks of the castles helmet, he was green... soft line green as i remember, he said to me as he got closer... its all ogre now ... but with an instant a steel army force came to the entrance, he turned and flew straight up ! I was now king and did not know bout the sword or crown, i yielded to the men in steel that i am fresh and new, they cared not and tried to rope me, as i jumped i landed on the edge of the bear pit... and fell... noticing a dead bear and loot bags, i mistakenly missed a shadow like figure with an instant he came running at me screaming ! With the bone club i swung and over handed at the man and his head flew off ! I stood around and looted, i looked up and saw now that i was encircled by raging 12 year olds wanting my fresh ass, but strangely they all began to ragdoll off the edge to me and die... the ogre looking guy whizzed down to me and gave me a loot bag full of blcks and weapons, he roped me with his mighty muscles and took off with me, it felt like a mighty travel in the air but as we landed he commanded me to join his swamp guild and build a mighty fort, he assigned me to kill innocent fresh beach spwns as he brought them to me ... Well, this is but a instance of what has occurred to me during my play time, i have been a kos'er a builder, a prison warden, a king but never have i been a ♥♥♥♥♥ gg get rekt son, the game is great i have found most of my productive time is spent on here awaiting someone to raid my mazey base, or fall into a fall pit, or raid and kill, the game however is ruined by its lack of firm hack detection but is brought back to life with the community servers, 9/10 id give the game as at first i believed it to be another crappy survival game... great job love it. Mrry Me